h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh my

Actually Pierce... I don't think that's your

if it isn't my whose is it?

oh you of little faith: if we don't have , what the *do* we have?

all, I spose.

you know, i nearly wrote "oh you of little ", but then it came to me that this would probably not be the right forum for that

More the ing doing and less the ing writing, I should think.

But that's exactly who we're in here for Pierce... those of little !!!





Well I didn't mean exactly little s cause we cater to those with large s also However, my s digress. What I mean to say is that we're ing here for the ers (whether they have large or small s) when they aren't ing as frequently or with as much ing abandon as is ily possible.

There Did that clear the ers up or not?

I`ll to that!...

by i think she's in got it

:: gives michelle a in ::

*walks in on kissing Michelle's s*



Can anyone join this in' party???

aye, lassie, there are a lot more where that came from

Really?

I'm not sure, but it in looks like we're suffering from a er of a shortage!

I called Virgins-R-Us, and they are temporarily in backlogged on Virgins!

But don't ing panic yet, they did say that they could send over a truckload of inflatable teletubby dolls...

*sneaks into her room, closes the door behind her and quietly moves across the room. Quickly she checks behind her again before she turns a knob on her dresser and a hidden door in the adjacent wall slides open, revealing a hidden room with 12 virgins, a television, a reclining chair, a wet bar and a vibrating bed*

You ain't see ing nothing yet....

Well??? What am I ing looking for?

Come in here, I'll ing show you...

in' show-off

But of ing course.

*walks in with a shipment of virgins from her backup source, Dial-a-Virgin*

Shame on you, Michele!!! Hoarding virgins during a shortage...

Just for that, this one is yours...

*tosses Michele a virgin that looks disturbingly like Ernest Borgnine doing his impression of Jabba the Hut*

I do believe that previous post was free...

And I wasn't hording them Batty... I was "saving" them...

Yeah! That's it! I was in' saving them from the less masses who would have ed them to death!

Can't help the last post... you ticked the right out of me... now be a good girl and give Ernest a foot massage...