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Cal: scaring myself silly
Posted Dec 31, 2005
I've come to the conculsion that I do some really stupid things.
Yes I knw you're going to find that hard to believe but I do 
This struck me last night as I was looking out of the bedroom window into the back yard, to see if there was anyone in the garden. Now my bungalow backs on to fields, so it's quite dark and spooky at night out there. Now I do this every night, look see if there is anyone there. There is no reason that someone should be there and if I looked out and saw someone mincing about in my back garden if would scare me half to death! 
Not only that but, before now I've heard the side gate bang at night so I've gotten up and gone out in just my boxers, armed with half a flag pole (don't ask) to see if anyone is there! Why do I do this!?!? they can't get at me in the house for crying out loud! And what the hell would I do if I did see someone messing about with the side gate? 
after all I don't know any kendo moves!
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To all my friends
Posted Dec 25, 2005
Merry christmas
I hope the big fat jolly man brought all you desire and more, and I hope you haven't eaten too much turkey big 
's and 
's to everyone
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Santa exsists and I have proof
Posted Dec 23, 2005
NORAD the bi-national U.S.-Canadian military organization responsible for the aerospace defense of the United States and Canada is tracking his progress as he does his rounds on christmas eve!!!!!!!!
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/default.php
*dances round* Santa exsists!!!!! It's true!!!!!!! The US military cannot possibly track a figment of childrens imagination!!!!! I believed in you all along santa 
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Cal's good few days
Posted Dec 22, 2005
I've spent a good few days,
Very relaxing due to a certain loveable person, who has a certain relaxable quality, and really should be available on the national health. 
Under doctors orders of course 
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Early Chrimbo Pressie
Posted Dec 16, 2005
On the 9th day before Christmas my true love sent to me:
1 Box of Texas Armadillo Droppings and a Japaneze message that read "hedgehogs are good with brandy"
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