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Santa exsists and I have proof
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Started conversation Dec 23, 2005
NORAD the bi-national U.S.-Canadian military organization responsible for the aerospace defense of the United States and Canada is tracking his progress as he does his rounds on christmas eve!!!!!!!!
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/default.php
*dances round* Santa exsists!!!!! It's true!!!!!!! The US military cannot possibly track a figment of childrens imagination!!!!! 
I believed in you all along santa 
Santa exsists and I have proof
Marmite Posted Dec 23, 2005
They spoke to a guy on the Jonathan Ross show last night from there and i laughed
Cause he hasnt even left the north pole yet, hes still getting ready.... 
rules
Santa exsists and I have proof
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Dec 23, 2005
sherry, I must not forget to get the sherry for him when I go shopping and a carrot for rudolph
Santa exsists and I have proof
Marmite Posted Dec 23, 2005
My doesnt like sherry, he has milk and a mince pie........
Santa exsists and I have proof
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Dec 23, 2005
maybe your right, I'll get him some of that cravendale
Santa exsists and I have proof
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Dec 23, 2005
Having spent 6 years maintaining and repairing the computers and display consoles (North Bay, Ontario) that they use to track "The Man", I can give my solemn assurance that he is real. 
Santa exsists and I have proof
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Dec 23, 2005
Full cream of course, if he loses weight his suit won't fit
Santa exsists and I have proof
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Dec 23, 2005
Why didn't you say before Rev?
Santa exsists and I have proof
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Dec 23, 2005
You never asked. And simply, it goes without saying. Zillions and zillions of kids world-wide (of ALL ages) can't be wrong, eh?
Santa exsists and I have proof
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Dec 23, 2005
Santa exsists and I have proof
GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Dec 23, 2005
If Santa doesn't come around this year, then I must proclaim my innocence in his being shot dead on the roof of the assassins guild last year.
Santa exsists and I have proof
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Dec 23, 2005
GODBEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Santa exsists and I have proof
GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Dec 23, 2005
What, Khamsin was the guy that shot the gun, I just slipped on the snow causing the bullet to go over me and hit Santa.
Santa exsists and I have proof
Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Dec 23, 2005
Please don't leave Sherry out for Santa, if he gets done for drunk in charge of a sleigh kiddies all over the world will be heartbroken (especially this one)
Santa exsists and I have proof
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Dec 23, 2005
Well, if not Sherry, how's about a Mary or a Sheila? 
Santa exsists and I have proof
Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Dec 23, 2005
I can see the headlines of the News of the World
"My Nights of Lust with Santa" by Sherry Trifle
"Rudolf tells all"
"The Elves reveal the tales of Santa's Voyeuristic Sleigh Rides disguised as mapping the route"
Santa exsists and I have proof
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Dec 24, 2005
*dances round as he gets excited*
The site now says "we expect santa to be leaving the north pole at approx 4.00am EST"
ONE MORE SLEEP TO GO!!!!!!!!!
Santa exsists and I have proof
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Dec 24, 2005
You'll have to remember though ... Coming from NORAD, 4:00 am, EST will be the North American Eastern Savings time. Equal to 9:00 am UK time. 
Santa exsists and I have proof
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Dec 24, 2005
yes I know
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- 1: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Dec 23, 2005)
- 2: Marmite (Dec 23, 2005)
- 3: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Dec 23, 2005)
- 4: Marmite (Dec 23, 2005)
- 5: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Dec 23, 2005)
- 6: Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } (Dec 23, 2005)
- 7: Marmite (Dec 23, 2005)
- 8: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Dec 23, 2005)
- 9: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Dec 23, 2005)
- 10: Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } (Dec 23, 2005)
- 11: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Dec 23, 2005)
- 12: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Dec 23, 2005)
- 13: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Dec 23, 2005)
- 14: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Dec 23, 2005)
- 15: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Dec 23, 2005)
- 16: Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } (Dec 23, 2005)
- 17: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Dec 23, 2005)
- 18: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Dec 24, 2005)
- 19: Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } (Dec 24, 2005)
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