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Latest reply: Feb 16, 2006

Come and join Cal's band wagon

Well apparently people on this site have no opinion of their own


Apparently I roll out the band wagon and everyone else quite happily jumps on it.


Ohhhhhh the power at my fingertips smiley - bigeyes who'd have thought it?

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Latest reply: Feb 8, 2006

What's eating Cal Fortuneswell?

smiley - erm

Came home from work early only to cut my hand not once, but twice yes twice! in the space of a half hour smiley - erm


As you all know my liking for bleeding profusely (spelt wrong I know) this was not a pleasent experiance and now the kitchen looks like a scene from the chainsaw massacare. *sighs* Take out tonight then.

I'm full of pent up bad energy and no motor bike to blow it off on.
I feel like bouncing off the walls, I think I need to go work out.

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Latest reply: Jan 27, 2006

Cal and some weighty issuses

I have some scales


They are very special scales


They do not just measure weight, they also measure fat muscle and water content in the body smiley - cool


My sister comes round and wants to borrow them, so I say yes



Deb: *brings said scales down stairs and pops them in the middle of the kitchen floor* right how do they work?

Me: *gives the scales a small kick and everything is systems go* just step on them.

Deb: what while you are looking

Me: smiley - erm

Deb: you go first

Me: *sighs and steps on the scales* ohhhhhh smiley - bigeyes I've only put a pound on over christmas.

Deb: No-one only puts on a pound over christmas!

Me: Well I do everdently

Deb: But you ate loads, you had loads of chocolate and now you have like a million cookies.

Me: *gives her a long suffereing look* Yes but I do this very stange thing called excerise *looks at the read out* ooohhh look that extra pound is muscle weight smiley - biggrin


Deb: *mutters*

Me: *gets off scales* right your turn

Deb: Humph! you don't think I'm going to get on those now do you? Hah! you are sadly mistaken *flounces out of the house SLAMMING the door behind her*

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I have no idea what I did.



*blinks*

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Latest reply: Jan 18, 2006

Jack and Cal

Jack, Cal and mad max smiley - cat would like to wish all their friends happy new year!

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Latest reply: Jan 1, 2006


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