h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Goodnight, love

Dumbest moment? Posting my dumbest moments here - it's no 7 on the FP.

Oh 'eck!!



*hides under her Matt*

lil!!!

Wot have you done!!!!!!

Iceland has gone 'POP' again!!!!!



GT

Ah...

... Yes....


..... Well.....


...... Ummmm.....

Dumb moments... I hope you dont mind me adding a few.

I once set the toaster on fire. Dont ask me how, I have no idea, it usually made a clicking noise when the bread was done, or an even more annoying clicking noise if it got stuck, and I swear it didnt! Anyway, I freaked out and thought "How does one put out a fire? Water!" So I soaked a tea towel in water and was about to throw it over the toaster when clever people turned up and unplugged it instead. My mother never let me near the kitchen again...

I was in town with a friend and we were going home but had missed the bus. Bright spark here saw the bus I usually get home and said "Lets get on that one." Friend wasnt sure but trusted me. We got on the bus and started going round places Id never seen before. It was the bus I usually got on to go home... from school, which is the opposite side of town... This was the rest of the route after I usually got off...

My sister had an opperation on her leg. We were play arguing and I thought it would be funny to flick a towel at her. I carefully thought about the fact she had stitches and knew which leg to get... and I got the wrong one... I still cringe when I remember that one.

Do I win a special 'Plonker' prize?

And are you allowed out on your own now Silvernalot?

*giggles*

Some of the dumbest moments here really make the case for care in the community.

The h2g2 Community cares

Reeeeaaaaallllllly.

Of course

Fizzymouse, its probably best if Im not left alone too much, I have been known to do very silly things and am only glad no-one has a video recorder... You've Been Framed would love me!

Wow, showing my age now... YouTube would love me!

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I WAS on my own

Many years ago I was at a party in a third floor flat. I was sat on the balcony rail with a glass of cider when I leaned backwards.....

I flipped over and landed on my feet in a freshly dug rose bed, between the plants, with my pint still in my hand. Shrugging I walked round to the door to go back to the party.

Halfway up the stairs I met a crowd of people coming down "Oh my God," one girl said, "someone has fallen out the window."

I turned round and went out to look for him.