h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks into the mirror*


Nope.. I've not been in the yet

You're definitely sticky if you're poking people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6JuphTBPMY&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVVrex5wpVc&NR=1

not at my house you ain't

Oh my ..... there must be something we can do to stop it going viral ...

Can I help?

*flexes pressing digit*

Of course you can help ....



by not pressing the button.

There is a button to be pressed?

No, no, there are no buttons requiring any motion anywhere near them, not pressing, not pushing, not pulling, not breathing ... nothing, nada, zilch. Step away from the button, do not on any account approach the button, the button is off limits, way, way far off limits.

Now you are all het up. I'll pour you a ...

*steps forward and leans on a button*


Ooops!

Well that's torn it ......


Now because of your clumsiness we have to have an election ...... on Thursday no less.


I hope you're happy now, because of that dumb move we've got to replace the whole government of the UK ..... have you any idea how much this is going to cost the country.

Oh!


Shall I send a letter of apology?

Too late now, the damage is done, now I have to find photographic ID and everything in time for Thing ... the BBC will be pleased though, it'll give them something to fill their news programmes with now they don't have volcanic ash .... I didn't mention to them that you did that one too.


You really should be more careful.

Well, placing a button under all that ice, was a bit silly

It was an attempt to keep it away from you, TPTB underestimated the attraction of a button on you .... they'll not mess that one up again.

I pwomise not to do it again.. honest

Hah, tell that to BA



If I go to bed do you pwomise not to mess with any buttons while I snore?

I promise to just do a little ACEing, then go to bed, dear Fizzy.

Sleep tight

Goodnight, don't work too hard.