h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Pressure Cooker is a tool
That can be used by every fool.
It saves you time,and energy, too
So you can hurry back to hootoo,
While turkey, onions, pepper, spice
Are safely cooking, as is the rice.
The only time you need be savvy
Is when you start to make the gravy.
The rest is just a piece of cake
So use your PC, for god's sake.

To the

Somebody said because of me
you missed the chance her friend to be.
It makes me wonder why that should be
Bcecause who said wrong words was ME
And not you, Fizzy, and I'm sorry.
But I'm not sure if I should worry
About a person who doesn't know
That I am I and you are you
Each with their own friends, as you do.
Still, as this is my fault alone,
this time I'll be really gone.

To Bel

Whoever said that knows not me
For anybodys friend I'd be
Assuming that they're nice - not rude
We'll all be friends and that is good






PS Was that lil and ST kissing in the corner.

Kick up that rumour mill.

Not the rumour mill again!

Well snogging in the middle of the day lil - whatever next.

Aww shucks!

'Twas just a little fun..

Looked like more than a little fun to me. and you a married woman too.

*giggles*


*drags the Matt about*


WoooHoo.. fun time!!

You should see all those crazy women in ST's fanclub thread.

Crazy women on hootoo - hard to believe - that

Women? I though you were all in drag!

In drag?

No Roymondo - that's a mirror you're looking in, and that appears to be Moonhogg standing behind you.

I'm saying nowt!!

Round the streets of hootoo,
You can hear them swing their bags,
If wise you are then run you will,
Else they could snag your nads,
Upon their pointy brollies,
Or their sharpened stilettos,
The Dragged up Queens of HooToo come,
To nick all your Cornettos.

Yay!!

Blimey! I got the clap off all three of ya!

What can I say - you moved us.

Poetry appreciation at it's best.