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Nope.. fluffylump!

He's on the Front Page and I am chatting with him..


We think Bel and my Matt have disappeared in the



*starts the rumour mill off, again*

So Bel has run off with the Matt ....


*phones the Sunday papers*


Best not mention it - wouldn't want the news to fall into the wrong hands.


*'What do you mean Peirs doesn't work there anymore .. put me through to your editor please'*

Oh lawdy...

please say this isn't a re-run of the Rob Scandal!?!?

This isn't a re-run of the Rob scandal.



*'Hello, yes this is just like the Rob scandal .... yes I'll hold'*

HEY EVERYONE!!

Look over here!!

This is where the papers got hold of the story!!

Fizzy's not a - she's a MOLE!!!

Oh 'eck!

*'Oh I see, you're running with the Sultry Sophie story this week ... maybe next week then'*


Oh I wouldn't do a thing like that, and anyway they have some cross-dressing story this weekend.

Someone mention my name?

Why, hello there little

Sophie, you remind me of a great drag act I saw in Tenerife one year .... can't remember the name, but looking very similar in that red sequined dress.

You saw me?

I'm flattered you remember... just sad you didn't remember the name...

That was quite a summer...

The barman was... well, he knew how to mix a stiff drink...

It was the songs I remember with fondness ...


Like a Virgin ... brought tears to my eyes

In the Summer Time, when the weather is high..

With singing like that, no wonder it's chucking it down outside!!

Glad I'm off to bed!!

G'night!

A lot more Dame Edna that Lily Savage me thinks.

Hah!

Goodnight Hoggy..

Goodnight Sophie and great big theatrical



Goodnight Hoggster

Nice to meet you too Fizzymouse

I was gone four days, but still made it through all the back log. Hurray!
Nice poems, all. Belated "welcome", Tijerius.

Thanks......hstwrd, have I spelt that right?