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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 18, 2002
Yey ! 500 posts!
< Throws 
out the window, jumps over to bar and opens bottle of 
>
Party! Party! Party! Party!
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 18, 2002
Pours more and takes 
from PeeJ.
I bet the Chair will be really miffed that I got the 500th post!
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 18, 2002
Probably ;o)
Never mind, we'll let her have the 1000th!
More over here please!
Where's the music?
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 18, 2002
I've left my C.D. collection at home. (That's Compact Discs, not Controlled Drugs 
)The only C.D. we've got are the Bryan Adam's C.D. that was left over from our last Party, and Bob's Kylie Collection.
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 18, 2002
Never fear,
< Lifts enormous 
hat off his head, revealing a huge stack of CD's underneath >
Here we go, This lot is left over from St Paddys day, so I'm afraid its all annoying Irish Jigg music, but Its better than Kylie...
< Puts annoying Irish Jigg music on, 6's 
pricks its ears up and starts to tap its feet... >
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 18, 2002
Are there any rules about elves playing penny whistles?
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 18, 2002
Don't think so
It's not going to 'Jigg' is it?
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 18, 2002
Why? Is there a 'No Jigging' rule?
Are we actually going to do any planning today or shall we just give up on that for today?
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 18, 2002
Hmmm, + ? Not sure this is a good idea, but what the hell....
I don't know If there *is* a 'No Jigging' rule or not, Mda Seems to get a bit funny when the starts singing, I think maybe playing a flute thing and dancing may upset him also...
If you're going to start feeding me / combo's, then I think planning is probably out of the question, but I'll have a go if you want...
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Fred Smith Posted Mar 18, 2002
*pours some * Who was it who gave Colin a penny-whistle? I say we should just let him play, we can always turn the music up loud to drown him out.
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 19, 2002
He just appeared to produce the whistle from underneath his tunic. Perhaps he's actually a leprechaun and not really an at all.
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 19, 2002
This / combo tastes horrible. What do you call it? ?
Pehaps if we added 
it might make it taste better, or at least get me 
enough not to care about it.
One over here please...
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 19, 2002
I think it has got a name but MdA would probably know what it is.It's probably in his cocktail book. I can't recall it.
Is there any ?
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 19, 2002
Check the Hat
< Nods over towards his giant hat >
Think there might be some in there.
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 19, 2002
I think it's been squished by youe C.D. collection.
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 19, 2002
I think I have a squished complaint form around here somewhere...
< Digs complicated looking form out of hat >
If you would just like to fill it in and send off to the relevant authorities, I'm sure you squished will be replaced by a non squished one.
Or have you already eaten it?
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 19, 2002
No! No more forms! I have eaten the and it tasted fine.
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 19, 2002
Isn't your knackered yet?
He's been jigging over there for the last 24 hours without a break.
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Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... Posted Mar 19, 2002
a party?!
happy 519th posting every body!
Look! that has just collapsed! Stand it back up again! 
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 19, 2002
Hi moose have a glass of .
Hey! Where's that bottle gone.
< lies on the floor trying to look innocent and then starts singing>
Never mind, I'll just have to open a new bottle.
Key: Complain about this post
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- 501: Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Mar 18, 2002)
- 502: 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges (Mar 18, 2002)
- 503: Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Mar 18, 2002)
- 504: 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges (Mar 18, 2002)
- 505: Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Mar 18, 2002)
- 506: 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges (Mar 18, 2002)
- 507: Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Mar 18, 2002)
- 508: 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges (Mar 18, 2002)
- 509: Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Mar 18, 2002)
- 510: Fred Smith (Mar 18, 2002)
- 511: 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges (Mar 19, 2002)
- 512: Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Mar 19, 2002)
- 513: 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges (Mar 19, 2002)
- 514: Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Mar 19, 2002)
- 515: 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges (Mar 19, 2002)
- 516: Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Mar 19, 2002)
- 517: 6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges (Mar 19, 2002)
- 518: Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) (Mar 19, 2002)
- 519: Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... (Mar 19, 2002)
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