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Post 481

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

That's the day of the Pub Crawl. I know Fred's looking forward to it.

(See A707465 for more details) Usually I like to sit in a good pub for the whole day as it's much less energetic.


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Post 482

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Oh yeah, have seen that actually.

Do you think we'll get a visit? I know we not 'technically' a pub, but we have a bar < Points to MdA's ramshackle bodged bar > and we have cocktail nights and everything.


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Post 483

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

Yeah but we only have a comfy sofa, two bar stools and the Chair's desk to sit on. And we might have left by then.

And what if *they* were to come along? How would we know? How could we prevent *them* from coming in, reading our blackboard and discovering the plan?


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Post 484

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Thats okay, we're all friends here, we dont mind all scrunching up on the comfy sofa.



*Maybe* we could escape on the 6th, under cover of drunkenness.

We could leave a dummy plan on the blackboard for *them* and escape while they try to figure out what is in MdA's cocktails..



Fancy a smiley - stiffdrink ?


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Post 485

Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much)

One good reason for not escaping on 6th April is that it's a Saturday and not a Wednesday (well, not this year at any rate.)

So, has anyone else got any bright ideas?


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Post 486

Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter...

i suggest we escape under the cover of darkness, well we are in a BLACK HOLE afterall!
smiley - reindeer


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Post 487

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

So night-time on a Wednesday then. Sounds good.


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Post 488

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges


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Post 489

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Post 490

Fred Smith

Quiet day at the escape commitee. Mayby they've all escaped already, maybe they got caught, maybe they all died in a car crash! smiley - yikes

Maybe I should have a smiley - stiffdrink. *sits down at bar and has a drink, gives Colin a smiley - donut.*


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Post 491

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

Hi Fred. Sorry we had a power failure at work. We've had no computers since 12am. The lights went too and I couldn't find my way to the committee room.

Any spare smiley - donut?

Would you like another smiley - stiffdrink I'm going to have one.


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Post 492

Fred Smith

A powerf failure. That is terrible! Here have a smiley - donut there's pleanty of food here. Another smiley - stiffdrink would be great thanks.


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Post 493

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges


Worst thing was we all had to go down the pub for three hours whilst we waited for it to be turned back on. By three o'clock most people weren't in a fit state to work so the boss sent us all home smiley - biggrin


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Post 494

Fred Smith

Wow, not having working computers really gets you out of work. I wish it was like that where I am.


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Post 495

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

< Peej staggers into the bar wearing an enormous and ridiculous hat in the shape of a pint of smiley - stout, obviously still very hung over from St Paddys day celebrations.

Grabs a glass of smiley - oj from the bar and slumps down on the comfy sofa. >


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Post 496

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges



Anyone like some smiley - tea?


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Post 497

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

< Peej wakes up on the sofa, what with all the noise 6 is making >

Oh, please, smiley - tea would be great. Thanks


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Post 498

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges



Any chance of any smiley - cake?


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Post 499

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Oh wow!, we have a table? When did we get that?

You can have all my smiley - cake, I don't want it right now...


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Post 500

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

I just bought it to celebrate our 500th post smiley - bubbly


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