This is the Message Centre for Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much)

The Escape Plan

Post 421

Fred Smith

Hmm... The elf, Am I right in thiking that he's been sick and been singing? I suggest a drug to tire him out. I'll mix up some chemicles now. Other than that I would suggest regular bleeding to let outb the bad blood, if he's willing.


The Escape Plan

Post 422

Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much)



I don't think it was actually 6's fault.

And yes, I think a Wednesday is a good day for escaping.


The Escape Plan

Post 423

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Heh Heh Heh

Yes, lets bleed the smiley - elf

< Reaches for large knife ... >


The Escape Plan

Post 424

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

NNNoooooooooo!

Leave my smiley - elf alone.

smiley - wah


The Escape Plan

Post 425

Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 )



Hi guys, I've just met Calum downstairs and he said he's got some bits we might need.

Don't what he's got in here, but's heavy!


The Escape Plan

Post 426

Calum McBain (chief Procurement Officer and opener of the mail to the Black Hole Escape Committee)

[enters room carrying a small box]

Thanks Bob smiley - smiley Hello everyone. Is everyone here? It must an Official Committee Meeting then smiley - biggrin

[Looks at blackboard]

I see we're starting to get somewhere now...


The Escape Plan

Post 427

Calum McBain (chief Procurement Officer and opener of the mail to the Black Hole Escape Committee)

Wednesday? It wouldn't be my first chioce, but I'll go with it


The Escape Plan

Post 428

Eurotrash Girl (Bringer of <choc> and Official Publicity Officer for the Black Hole Escape Committee)

Hello Bob and Calum! Good to see you again.

So what's in the boxes?

Any smiley - cake? I'm famished!


The Escape Plan

Post 429

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

I've still got a smiley - donut left from earlier.

I hope you don't mind but I'm just going to go over into the corner and finish writing my assignment that's due in on Wednesday.


The Escape Plan

Post 430

Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter...

I'm back, I got lost on the way to the smiley - donut shop...
smiley - reindeer


The Escape Plan

Post 431

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

Emerges from under the desk due to promise of smiley - donut.

Looks to see if Moose is carrying any large bags.

Would you like smiley - coffee?


The Escape Plan

Post 432

Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter...

mmm, thanx
smiley - reindeer


The Escape Plan

Post 433

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

SO, did you buy any smiley - donut?


The Escape Plan

Post 434

Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter...

Lots, I think I've got enough to last us about 6 months...
smiley - reindeer


The Escape Plan

Post 435

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

I'll make lots of smiley - coffee then.

smiley - biggrin


The Escape Plan

Post 436

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

< Peej gets up off the sofa, where he's been sulking for not being allowed to bleed the smiley - elf >

'lo Moose, 6.

I'll have a smiley - coffee as well if your making one.

What do think is in those boxes ?

< Points towards boxes left by Bob & Calum >

I think there planning something...


The Escape Plan

Post 437

Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter...

what could they be planning?
maybe it's a box full of smiley - elf


The Escape Plan

Post 438

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges



Have you heard it's going to be a Wednesday?


The Escape Plan

Post 439

Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter...

what is?
smiley - reindeer


The Escape Plan

Post 440

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

The day we escape on


Key: Complain about this post

The Escape Plan

More Conversations for Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much)

Write an Entry

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."

Write an entry
Read more