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Post 401

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

smiley - bubbly

and so it seems like a good time to have a glass of bubbly to celebrate reaching 400 postings in record time (I don't know what record). I'm sure you'd all like to join me in....

Hey, what have you been doing to my poor smiley - elf?

<smiley - elf is now dancing around the room singing along to an old BeeGees tune is a very high falsetto elf-like voice>

smiley - wah I told you not to give him any!


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Post 402

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Quick, I think it needs 'venting'. Here, stick this up it's bottom.

< Peej produces one of MdA's curly cocktail straws and hands it to 6 >


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Post 403

Eurotrash Girl (Bringer of <choc> and Official Publicity Officer for the Black Hole Escape Committee)



Hello! I'm back- did you miss...



Oh dear! What happened? You didn't give Colin any hot smiley - choc did you? smiley - elfs are like smiley - dogs, they don't deal well with smiley - choc.

Does anyone have any tonic?


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Post 404

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

smiley - yuk

Can someone call a smiley - doctor?


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Post 405

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

Hi Euro Girl.

Forget the tonic, has anyone got any gin?


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Post 406

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Um, yeah, we only gave it a bit of hot smiley - choc, nothing else.

< Hides bottle of unmentionable achohoic substance >

It seems to have had some kind of allergic reaction to it. Its okay though, we think we know what the problem is, and 6 is just about to 'vent' it. aren't you 6 ? smiley - winkeye

I had a dog once, used to love malteasers.


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Post 407

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

Does your hedgehog like chocolate?


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Post 408

Eurotrash Girl (Bringer of <choc> and Official Publicity Officer for the Black Hole Escape Committee)

Forget 'venting'!



There- now we can have gin. None for you though Colin. You just keep drinking the tonic.


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Post 409

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

Thanks Euro Girl smiley - hug

At least there's someone with a bit of sense round here.



Would you prefer a smiley - stout PeeJ?


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Post 410

Fred Smith

Hi, So we're leaving on a wednesday now? Thats good. Sorry I've not been around much recently I have been very busy.


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Post 411

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

Hi Fred! Nice to see you.

Do you fancy a smiley - stiffdrink or something else?

don't touch the hot smiley - choc. It's not really what is seems.


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Post 412

Fred Smith

Thanks, I'll have a smiley - stiffdrink or two please.


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Post 413

Eurotrash Girl (Bringer of <choc> and Official Publicity Officer for the Black Hole Escape Committee)

Hello Fred Smith! I'm glad that the medical officer is here. Can you take a look at this smiley - elf. I've been administering tonic, but I'm not sure if there's anything else I should be doing.

Thanks for the smiley - stiffdrink 6! smiley - smiley

In other news- I think that I speak for everyone when I say, "Where's Chair!!!" smiley - wah


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Post 414

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

Here Fred, smiley - stiffdrinksmiley - stiffdrinksmiley - stiffdrink.

I don't think the Chair's been around since Saturday.

At least it gives us an excuse to leave the planning and have a few more smiley - stiffdrink's


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Post 415

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Pheew !

< Peej comes out from behind the comfey sofa, where he was looking for something important, and *not* taking cover in case of exploding smiley - elf >

Yes, I would love a smiley - stout please. Hallo again Euro Girl, Fred.


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Post 416

Eurotrash Girl (Bringer of <choc> and Official Publicity Officer for the Black Hole Escape Committee)

That's true!

Well- while we are waiting, please feel free to go to my space to help me name my new smiley - orangefish.


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Post 417

Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much)

smiley - yikes

Where did that backlog come from?

I'll read it later, I presume it's a good idea to have a smiley - stiffdrink while I'm doing it.

What have you been doing to the smiley - elf?


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Post 418

Eurotrash Girl (Bringer of <choc> and Official Publicity Officer for the Black Hole Escape Committee)

Chair! smiley - smiley Welcome back! You've been missed!

We've been...er..busy with smiley - stiffdrinks and smiley - elfish things! You know how it is!


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Post 419

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

It was HER < Points an accusing finger towards 6 >

She gave poor Colin some kind of horrible alcholic beverage & then tried to get me to stick that curley cocktail straw up his bottom.

There There Colin

< Gives the smiley - elf a pat on the head, wipes his hand on towel afterwards. >

Let me get you a smiley - stiffdrink Chair, no need to read the backlog...


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Post 420

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges



Hi chair. Glad you could make it. We've not done very much except deciding to escape on a wednesday if that's o.k. with you.


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