h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

WHen we've finished the and and we ought to actually do a bit of planning whilst at least two of us are sober.

Okay, I'll try anything once, even doing some actual planning at one of these meetings

So, what would you like to plan?

Oh no, here we go again. We're going to end up sitting here all afternoon planning what we're going to plan and end up not actually planning anything because we haven't planned what we're going to plan.

Or were you planning something different today?

< Peej stands up, and with a determined look on his face, takes down the blackboard from above the bar, rubs out 'Cocktail Night' and scribbles 'THE PLAN' in big letters at the top. Underneath, in slightly smaller letters, he writes: '1. Schedule' underneath that he writes '2. Destination' and underneath that again, he writes '3. Route'. Goes back up to the top of the blackboard & underlines 'Schedule' >

Right, lets plan something. We need some kind of timescale. When do you think we should be thinking about making our escape ?

And, who wants more ?

Well, we can't make it a Thursday because that would upset the thingites.

We can't make it a Saturday because I have to work at Asda.

What about a Wednesday?

Good morning everyone! I'm feeling surprisingly good despite the numerous s I consumed last night. I think my body actually needed alcohol! I'm sorry if any of my singing was annoying. I try not to sing too often, but sometimes it's necessary!



Anyone want more or maybe a hot ? Oooh! That's a good idea! Hot for everyone!



I think Wednesday is the perfect day to escape! I work on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I guess we should check with the Chair though.

Okay, a Wednesday sounds good to me.

< scribbles 'Wednesday' on the blackboard >

What about the general direction we should be heading in ? North, East, South or West?

Also, do you think we should leave under cover of darkness? That way we could sneek away without *them* realising it.

I could wrap my towel round my head as well, that might help confuse matters.

< Underlines 'Destination', draws arrow from it to another bit of the blackboard and writes 'Direction?' and 'Wrap head in towel?' on it. >

O.k. so if the chair agrees we'll escape on a Wednesday.
Chair probably won't be around for an hour or so though.

Any chance I could swap a for a hot ?

Hmmm, I'd like a hot also.

This is okay, but I think It keeps me awake at night.

< Peej puts a big tick next to 'Wednesday' on the blackboard, and in smaller letters underneath writes 'subject to Chair okaying it' >

There you go. Wow, progress...

< Draws a childish picture of the on the blackboard, writes 'Do not feed' underneath and sits back down on the comfy sofa giggling >

This is harder than I thought! I wish I had a Nutri-Matic Drinks Synthesizer. There!



Not bad, if I do say so myself. Who wants one?

< Takes swig of Hot >

Hmmm, not bad actually, normaly those Nutri-Matic Drinks Synthesizer things produce stuff that tastes almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea!

Actually this hot is much better than the stuff we get in the vending machine at work.

Dont let that eat any more s !

It will just make itself sick again, look what it did to my towel!

< Waves disgusting towel, covered in sick, around as proof >

Who in there right mind will want to suck on *that* now ?

< Grabs another lovely hot and crashes on sofa next to 6 >

It wasn't the that made him sick. It was all the followed by MdA's raw sausage.

Just leave my poor alone.

I'm glad you're enjoyng the hot . Help yourself to more- I've made a large batch.

Now I think that I'll just pop out and make myself a little more presentable- all those s did wonders for my stress level, but certainly didn't help my physical appearance. I'll be back soon.

By the way- I vote we go South. 'Tis cold here in the Great White North!

Ciao!

South sounds good, at least it can only get warmer for the time being. It's a little bit too cold for my in the North.

Ciao! Euro girl

I was wondering if that was the new fashion in hairstyles.....

Cya ET Girl!

Hmm, left lots of luverly hot around, we could make some great beverages with this little lot, here, hand me that bottle of undefined clear alchoholic stuff that MdA always chucks in his cocktails.

< gets a mug of hot and starts splashing liberal amounts of the clear stuff in it. >

Eugh, is it supposed to start smoking and bubbling like that?

Um, 6? Can I test this out on your ?

I've told you not to give my any form of alcohol.



PeeJ! If he's sick again, you can clean it up.

< smiles then starts singing quietly to himself>

< Peej slam-dunks the 400th post in the basket... >

Relax 6! It'll be okay, think MdA has got a bucket behind the bar for just that kind of problem...

Hang on..

< Notices starts to shake violently, and there appears to be smoke coming out of its bottom. >

Quick, grab it someone, I think it's about to go off !!!

< Makes a dash for the who is looking a bit worried about the whole situation >