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Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... Posted Mar 19, 2002
how long till we escape? 
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 19, 2002
If that 
continues to sing, I think it may well be escaping to a better place well before any of us...
I think MdA might do unto the what the RM did to my hedgehog...
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 19, 2002
Will you stop complaining about your squished hedgehog. Have you got *any* proof that the RM did anything to it?
Perhaps it was the sender who squished it in a deliberate attempt to darken the reputaion of the carrier.
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 19, 2002
I find it hard to believe the sender would do such a nasty thing to a poor defenceless hedgehog...
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 19, 2002
NO, but Colin might have done it 
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 19, 2002
Ahhh, do you think Colin did it maliciously, or do you think that’s just the way s do it?
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 20, 2002
I never said Colin *had* done it. I just suggested it was possible, therefore you had insufficient cause to blame the RM.
Of course it could have been me that squished it. The postage may be cheaper on squished hedgehogs.
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 20, 2002
Hmm, well. What we have here is an unsolved crime, ie hedgehog squishing, and I’m determined to get to the bottom of it…
< Peej gets out long Sherlock Holmes type pipe >
The suspects are:
The RM, for deliberately squishing my hedgehog, the fiends..
6.48, Possibly pre-squishing the hedgehog in an attempt to save money in some kind of bizarre ‘Save postage on squished hedgehogs’ promotion that the RM may have been running at the time.
6’s Who may have squished it somehow, although I quite like Colin now, and don’t think it would do something like that on purpose.
Peej’s letterbox, for possibly being a non hedgehog size, and therefore necessitating a slight squishing of the hedgehog to get it to fit through.
< Blows bubbles out of Sherlock Holmes pipe >
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Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... Posted Mar 20, 2002
*cough cough*
Umm back to the escape plan...
I have an idea!
Why don't we send a probe through the black hole to see where it goes?
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 20, 2002
Of course it could have been squished in some bizarre game of animal missiles....
Then again, It could have been squished by *them* in an attempt to deter us from our escape attempt....
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Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... Posted Mar 20, 2002
*them* not *them* again!
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 20, 2002
Of course it could have been used as a probe as Moose suggested.
Sorry, we appear to be losing track of our purpose here.
I think getting back to the planning would be a good idea.
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 20, 2002
Should we send the through as a probe?
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 20, 2002
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 20, 2002
Okay, okay, lets not send the
Come here little fella, come and give us a 
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Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... Posted Mar 20, 2002
maybe we could clone the and send that through...
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 20, 2002
We could send the hedgehog
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 20, 2002
Leave the hedgehog alone, its already been squished and subjected to missile throwing experiments by the RM.
< Whips out towel & prepares to defend the hedghog... >
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 20, 2002
You realize that we aren't taking your hedgehog with us.
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 20, 2002
What?
What have you got against my poor little hedghog?
If the hedgehog cant come, then I'm not coming either.
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