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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 22, 2002
PFY - It's a gr0m term for one of those people who usually works on an i.t. helpdesk. Stands for Pimply Faced Youth apparently.
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 22, 2002
I will *not* be calling a PFY, not after the great Peej vs BlueYonder tech. support war of early March 
< Lines up more 
, and a couple of 
's as an experiment to see which one 6 goes for the next time she in. >
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 22, 2002
No 
?
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Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... Posted Mar 22, 2002
More please barman! and make it a FULL PINT this time, that 
keeps sipping it. 
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 22, 2002
Here you go Moose , if the goes near it, then remind it we have *pictures* of it jigging the other night...
Hmm, 6 had a 2:1 ratio in favour of and expressed a desire for .
< Lines up on the bar and waits, notebook, pencil & digi-camera out >
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Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... Posted Mar 22, 2002
mmm
here give the a 
it might be too drunk to go near my
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 22, 2002
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 22, 2002
Nahh, , whats wrong buddy ?
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FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page Posted Mar 22, 2002
pardon the intrusion is there anyone around that could make a decision regarding the appointment of peronages of a legal nature? http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F83853?thread=173282&post=1853845#p1853845 and note.....i even put the link in alabaster
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 22, 2002
Hi FABT.
Fancy some ?
Or I can make 
if you prefer.
Please don't give the anything to drink or else it'll start to sing and then it'll be sick.
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Mar 22, 2002
I see F.A.B.T has already put his case forward.
So, as usual, we'll take a vote on it.
Any objections to FABT joining as legal advisor?
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 22, 2002
Hi FABT, nope no objections whatsoever 
Will you be bringing any animals, stuffed or otherwise along? We appear to have gained an , a 
and a stuffed & squished hedgehog so far...
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 22, 2002
and the frazzles.
I've no objections and I'm sure Bob won't have. (Did I mention he's got the computer in bits all over my nice clean living room carpet?)
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 22, 2002
Oh no!
Why's the computer in bits all over the place?
Do you want me to come round with my hammer & sort it out?
Hmmmm, Friday lunchtime ......
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 22, 2002
You can come round if you like but it's a bit of a long way to come.
Also I get a bit worried at the thought that Bob might get hold of the hammer. He's bad enough with his screwdriver.
Luckily I can say what I like about him whilst the computer's in disrepair and I won't have to worry about it till he reads the backlog.
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Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much) Posted Mar 22, 2002
Okay, FABT, I hereby welcome you to the escape committee; your official title can be 'Legal advisor and official wearer of the B.H.E.C. suit'
Welcome aboard, the bars over there, but please don’t get the anything as he starts singing if you do, which upsets MdA
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FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page Posted Mar 22, 2002
thanks guys.
do i want to know what the BHEC suit is?
oh, and can I borrow bobs hammer? I am having a little problem with my butterscotch and I have to keep using the sharpening thingy handle on it because it's about the only thing heavy enough to smash it up.
I wont be bringing and animals with me on this proposed escape, there is not really any need. I am a tribble, and therefore sort of count myself as a furry animal.
and i promise not to let the get at my drinks.
if you like i can file an injunction to make it illegal for to sing in public places........
for all
FABT
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FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page Posted Mar 22, 2002
ok, i'm thick, (most lawyers are you know....)
just figured out what BHEC stands for 
clearly need more
I'll go and chenge my name then, to fit my new role.
FABT
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Fred Smith Posted Mar 22, 2002
Welcome in FABT I've finally finished all my Cousework after a week of working with hardly any breaks. I am very glad that I have a holiday now.
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FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page Posted Mar 22, 2002
well done
have some 
on me
FABT
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