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Post 601

FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page

I'll just stick to my antacids thank you very much

smiley - moonsmiley - moon






do they put ants in them do you think?.........




FABT


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Post 602

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Okay, cheers! < 'Clinks' smiley - oj glasses >

Chair is going to be mad you've pinched the 600th post !

Has anything re. 'THE PLAN' been decided while I've been away ?

Hows your smiley - elf ?


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Post 603

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

I think my smiley - elf is feeling a little bit lonely actually. I keep trying to cheer him up with plenty of smiley - hug's but it doesn't seem to be working.

Couldn't you bring your hedgehog along and see if that makes him feel any better?


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Post 604

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Sure, I'll bring the hedgehog along, as long as the smiley - elf doesn't eat or squish it.

Could you get the smiley - elf a smiley - bunny, or perhaps a smiley - cat to keep it company if it lonely ?

Perhaps you should smiley - hug it more...


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Post 605

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

Thanks for the advice but I don't think a smiley - cat or smiley - dog would be a good idea. What will I do with it when we leave? I had enough trouble trying to persuade you all to let me take the smiley - elf.


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Post 606

Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much)

I see you've all forgotten the planning whilst I've been enjoying my holiday.

Do you think we might get down to business. First of all, is there any chance of smiley - tea and smiley - cake?

Secondly we still have vacancies for Memebership Secretary, Driver, Keeper of the log and a motor mechanic. We have got ourselves a new legal advisor and in case I haven't done so before I would like to welcome him to the meeting.

Finally I would also like to welcome doctor colin (who has applied for the above post of driver) and The Kid (who has not specified any post he would like to apply for.)

Now, can we get on with it, firstly does anyone object to Doctor Colin's appointment as 'driver'?


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Post 607

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Welcome back Chair! We missed you!

< Offers smiley - cake >

I have absolutly no objections to Colin driving my mini, as long as he's gentle with her & doesn't try any mad Italian Job type stunts, unless its the one where we steal chicken legs off peoples tables...

So, no, no objections to either of 'em !

Have some more smiley - cake

Can someone get me smiley - tea ?


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Post 608

FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page

Objection!


To the word 'steal'. you need to use something less incriminating for the sack of any future legal action. 'borrow without notice' might be mnore acceptable.

FABT


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Post 609

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

Hello chair. Hope you had a nice break.

Here's some smiley - tea. Lovely smiley - cake btw PeeJ. Did you make it yourself?

Sorry chair, I'm deviating from the topic again. I have no objections to Doctor Colin being the driver.


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Post 610

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Thanks FABT, objection noted. Of course, I wouldn't *dream* of actually 'stealing' anything...

Thanks for the smiley - tea, the smiley - cake came from A**a I'm afraid. I think I may have some left over, which a very good friend of mine made.


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Post 611

Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much)

So, no objections (to the appointment that is).

I therefore hereby appoint Doctor Colin as the Chief Official Driver and Circus Trainer to the Black Hole Escape Committee.

Any chance of more smiley - tea?


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Post 612

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

Here you go chair smiley - tea. There's more in the pot if anyone wants any.


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Post 613

Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee (They don't let me out much)

Thanks 6. I need that after having to read the backlog and update the homepage. Have we got any smiley - cake left?


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Post 614

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

I'll have another smiley - tea if there is one going.

So, are we going to sit around eating & drinking smiley - tea or are we going to plan something?

< Munches smiley - cake >


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Post 615

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

Can't we do that tomorrow?

I'm going to see the smiley - doctor this afternoon and I'm going to have to leave in 15 minutes. (About my smiley - elf)

Until then, I think we should sit around and drink smiley - tea and eat .

You ought to watch that it can do really strange things to people...


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Post 616

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Did some *very* strange things to me over the weekend, I can tell you! I must get a supply of it in...

Whats up with your smiley - elf ? You're not still and are you? smiley - sadface


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Post 617

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

I don't know what is wrong with that smiley - elf today. Have you been giving him any ?

And yes, I am still coughing and spluttering. Do you think I can blame that on the as well?


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Post 618

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Blame *all* on the smiley - winkeye

Let me know how you get on at the smiley - doctor with your smiley - elfsmiley - winkeye

smiley - hug


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Post 619

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

okay smiley - hugsmiley - run


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Post 620

THE KID (Romancer of the Realm of the Rediculous)

l'll apply for the Keeper of the Log and Mechanic Post Sirs and Ladies.


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