h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's the day after that's nasty.
There's always a price to pay.

Well, how about onyx instead, then?

*looks at her jacket in dismay*

it was..

You said "was," not "is." What color is it now?

Probably the amazing technicoloured dreamcoat.,

If so, then Batty must have won the lottery, as them coats is expensive.



Batty, did I ever mention that you and I are distant cousins?

As Jacob's brother said, "well well well"

Hmm, so, is Paul a soprano or common pipistrelle?

well the lottery was well over 300million.. but those dolts have yet to figure out the correct numbers to call so I get it..

Okay, maybe we aren't such close cousins after all.

figures... in' fair weather cousins...

The worst part of being cousins is when you're married to cousins. You already know know what a horror the inlaws are.

and there's always the danger of what horrors the
little ones might be.

too much inbreeding will do that..

It probably doesn't take a lot of inbreeding to do it, when you look around at what material is out there.....

I suppose the opposite of inbreeding has to be outbreeding.
Obviously done in an outhouse.

I'm not sure I'd be able to hold my breath that long..

It's usually over very quickly anyway.

and how's that better exactly?

I wish I could tell you but I'm not privvy to that
kind of information.

you'd think such things would be better when you take your time..