h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* If you can imagine a place purpose built for partying, BBQ ing, and all things social, then this is it.
As yet undecorated (Michele will that much better than I could), there is every concievable facility for having a good time, and all in the best possible taste *

Now I know you`ve got a room in the Haunted Castle, Michele, but I thought you should have an Official Fan Club, as well. You are an Ace and a Sub-Ed, and you deserve one.

Consider it an Easter present!


Lurcher

Yay!!! (oops.. might have to give m'Lady D. a royalty charge for that now... oh well) THREE CHEERS FOR MICHELE, THE GREATEST BBQ -er WHO ALSO KNOWS HOW TO MOGUL DOILIES IN THE WILD, WILD WEST!!!!!! HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!
HIP HIP........ HOORAY!!!!!!!!!
HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!!!



Good idea, Lurcher!!

Thog!!

WOW! It's... it's... magnificent! And it's so ! And GOOEY!
YAY! *does the happy "I've got a fan club" dance*
*wobble*
*wibble*
HOORAY!

*steps up to podium, adjusts the microphone*

I'd like to thank Lurcher (who made it all possible, negotiated this contract for me and is a dear! ), my strong arm - Thog (who seems to be very well liked by the gargoyles and has so far been able to manage any creature or fridge with an attitude ) my manager, and my attorneys, my publicist, my masseuse, chiropractor, hair dresser, and my psychiatrist, my wardrobe designer, my writers, all the friends I made while I was in prison, the General, all of the Sailors on the USS Enterprise, my tarot card reader, my lyricist, the men at every port who's hearts I broke, the Queen, Aerosmith, my cat "Fester", the strange lady who lives under my deck, my dead fish "smellyfish", and you - my public!

(accepts the Oscar - for which she didn't even know she had been nominated for *don't you have to be an actor?*. Tosses it to Thog and says "melt this down, and make sure everyone gets at least one gold tooth! )

It's just too much for words - I don't even know where to begin!

Well.....you could start by offering me a drink

I havn't decided on the decor yet - so if you don't mind we'll just picnic on this blanket in the middle of the room!

*pulls out a few really cold s, a couple more, another one, three more, two s, four more s, several s, and a bag of pretzels.*

Um, sorry - I didn't have time to prepare so I just grabbed a few essentials!

Here's to you Lurcher!

You`ll do for me gal (quaint Derbyshire phrase)!!
I`ll just have time for a couple before I go to get some kip. It`s been a long day
Of course, snuggled up like this on the blanket.....
Lay the blanket on the ground

Hey l'm a fan of the Lass. Now if someone could direct me to the FitzGerald Castle. l have a Claim on it. The Whole Castle. Me Last Name is FitzGerald

I left my goo-specs at home.
Did I miss the opening speech?
Michelle

How could that be MistaDude.

Knocks on the door

Hello? Anyone home?

l'm floatin in and out kinda

Hello! Just popped in........back later!

::attempting to liven the decor by hanging a large dead rat from the rafters::

Wow - that looks great!

Can't wait to see Michele's face when she sees that!

s Thog "Thanks for the room-warming gift dear *drops a live cricket down the back of his shirt as she's hugging him*

Sneaky Lass She is.lol

the KID (without cricket)

You have to be quick around here! I've found the lads are on their toes and quite witty! Of course Lurcher and Thog are always gentlemen

No lies there Lass. l'm always a Gentleman. Unless l'm being Bad them l'm Better. Do not inquire on this forum. The Moderaters would really ave a job.

Ohh! My favorite kind... ornery gentlemen!