h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That McLurcher's is the thing. l say.
PS

Well... I'll give it a go then

*brings KID his freshened up McLurchers and offers one to PS*
definitely a perfect drink..

Glad you like it

By the time the Hootoo Pub crawl reaches my place on the 6th, I hope to be able to offer an extra strong version, McLurchers Celebration Malt. Aged an extra five years in the cask, it is something of a conversation stopper

Thank You Dear, l'l fetch the next round. Need to get any way sooner or later. hahahahaha lf you like you can sit with us.

the kind of drink that messes with the synapses, eh?

*sits down with KID and the group, carefully adjusting the HT*
Thank you.

*sits down with an *

No scotch for me thank you - never really developed a taste for it or whiskey. Although - I havn't tried it lately - so maybe I'll like it now.

You know - your taste buds regenerate over a 7 year period. So every 7 years your tastes change... Hmmm... I wonder how that would effect one's taste in the opposite sex... that would be a very interesting research project!

guess that would depend on... oh never mind..

Just sit tight and someone will come along.

Did I hear Laphroiag mentioned? Is there any left? <--drooling!

Oh oh... someone get the mop - Candi's drooling again!

See, I told you Plastic Squirrel would come along at the smell of Laphroig
and now Candi a person with a refined palate has come.
::sniffs the Laphroig::
mmm, can't decide what appeals most, the high iodine or the dead sheep.

In 1847, Mr Johnson, the founder of the Distillery, died after falling into a vat of partially-made whisky.
Probably still traces.......

Lucky Brd!

* now that people are drinking decides it is safe to come in *

Hello everyone

* gives Michele a beautifly wrapped box *

Did someone mention a research project into changing our taste in men - I am up for that - what do I have to do! Would it mean eventually I chose a good and tastey one?

Exactly! Any flavor you want!

Ooohhh!! With sprinkles???

And whipped cream!

Oooh!! I get the ch.. never mind..