h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yep. That sounds extremely comfortable for about three minutes ... then we'd be screaming for some "cabin boys" to come over and keep us warm.

Cabin boys?

This just keeps getting better and better!

Hey!



Where'd all the cabin boys go???

*burp* Sorry, I was hungry...

You ate the cabin boys?!!

with faver beans and a nice chianti (can't spell posh cooking words, sorry, but you get the picture) *slurp*

You bastige! Now what am I going to eat?


*skips off to find the Ice Cream truck*

*trips over Michele and the Good Humor Man she's molesting*

That'll make him live up to the name...

Dum de dum-dum...







What's this?

Is this what I think it is?


Why I believe it's a...

*waits with bated breath - or actually bait on her breath (it was a sushi night)*

*grabs Batty by the elbow, pulling her away from the unidentified item*

Be careful Batty! You can never be too sure if something like that is dangerous or not!

*steps up closer, peers intently at the item , pokes it with a long stick she just happens to have on hand*







Hmmm...

I'm not sure if it was what I was thinking it was, or if it's something altogether different. What does it look like to you?

*nudges the 'thing' with the toe of her Taz slipper*





*hides behind Michele as 'it' flollops across the floor like a caterpillar in heat*

Oh dear... I think it's a... a...

What the heck is that thing?

::strolls back in, steps on something and hears a squish::

Hi everyone.... what are you all looking at?

nothing...

Want a or several?

Well don't look at me... I'm not gonna clean that mess up!

*hides the stuff with a lovely little area rug*

Well isn't that just so Martha Stewart of you Batty!

*stomps on the area rug a couple of times for good measure*

I've already like my rugs uh.. gooey...