h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey Misty it's The Kid Here Glad to have you about Mate. Yes I still have my garlic. I left you a proper welcome back on AW's fan club. You can look at it if you would Count. Yep same idiot as always me that is.

Well looky-looky

Mistadrong

It's so good to hear from you again dear! How have you been?

"Well looky-looky"
That was a line from a film(movie) I once saw.
The full line was "looky-looky, here comes nooky"
Can't remember what the film was, probably one o those
Hell's Angels films that were around in the 80s.
Gee, what an useless bit of info.
Nice to see you all again.

I believe the term was "looky-looky, here comes cookie!"
I can only imagine what type of film you were watching if they used the term "nookie"



I'm so glad you were able to wrestle your computer away from that horrible swamp monster that had stolen it, thus preventing you from posting!

And for awhile there were rumors circulating that you had been abducted by a large, slimey, grey & purple spotted, 10-tentacled, life sucking alien from Alpha Centauri. But I set them all straight. I told them you probably went willingly...

Life-sucking aliens with ten tentacles get such a bad rap. I'll bet some of them are actually kind-hearted and gentle.

YAY!!! Oh, I love it when you can rely on idiocy!!!

Was there ever any doubt about that in this place?

Well... no... there wasn't...

I'd watch which ten-tentacled life-sucking aliens you called idiots Dragonfly... it might just make them cranky!

Just to set the record straight, these were
eight-tentacled aliens, not as upmarket as the
ten-tentacled lot but more superior to the
six-tentacled ones you see in the Simpsons;
Kang, Kodos and Serak
who often come round to dinner.
(and may well end up being dinner,
mwwwaahh-haah-haaah)
I realised later that looky-looky etc
was a line from a Stephen King novel.
Now I'll spend the rest of the day trying
to remember which one.

The rest of the *day*, Mistadrong? I thought you spent your days sleeping so you could have an interesting...er...night life.

Quite right Paul.
"Rest of the day" meant in the same context
as match of the day.
Now pardon me while I go grab some night life.

Hey Mistadrong! Good to see you back!

I don't know Shea, you might be too late... you might have missed him for another 9 months!

I had hoped to see Mistadrong in the days leading up to Halloween. How can we get him to come back? Beg?

I'm not too proud to beg.

Nor I.

Personally I prefer grovelling. It's all in the way your nose brushes the ground...

Hee hee hee, oh Michele, you are a poet!!!



Ok... It's almost HALLOWEEN.... where's our favorite vampire!??