h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh well, could've been worse I suppose, huh?

Probably, but I shudder to think how.

Well then, don't think about it hun! - in the words of Bobby McFerrin, "Don't worry...be happy!"

HmmI don't somehow think Mr mc Ferrin was a single parent with a job and quite a lot of debt....But maybe I'm just an old cynic!!

I took the online cynicism test... According to the BBC, I'm a top grade cynic.

My friends haven't stopped laughing about that, nor will they take the test(too afraid of what it will call them).

I don't suppose it has a link? *looks especially hopeful* Oh no sign off time!

*sigh* Yes, Lady Lowena you're quite right about Bobby...in his casethe not wottying & being happy involves sitting back while the song royalties pile up. Good to 'meet' you!

Yes Evangeline, I rated top-grade too...that link, Lady Lowena is:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3492709.stm

And in the words of Fobby McBerrin, "Don't hurry, be wacky"

And in the mindset of some Jamaicans "Don't worry...smoke Ganga!" -hmm, need a Rasta smiley-

In the mindset of some computer , it should be
"Don't worry, start hacking"

That is the same cynicism test I took. Compared to some of my friends, I'm a bundle of sunshine. That's why they refuse to take the test.

I won't hack a computer. Although, I have considered whacking a computer.

While hacking away wirh a machete never occurred to me (hmm...), I have as I mentioned, considered using a sledgehammer.


How'd your day go hun?

My day was okay. Had to take a nap when I got home, but I'm better now.
How was your day?

Went really well hun , had met a handicapped friend at a local mall, for lunch & & all that. Also got in some shopping.

I passed the cynicism test with flying colors.

I would probably do well on an apathy test, too.

That sounds really nice.

In spite of the beautiful weather, my day was a bit more mundane: Unpack this merchandise, throw out the packing materials from the merchandise, fill out paperwork pertaining to the merchandise, then order more merchandise (to be unpacked later...). Ah, well it pays the bills.

Hi Paul.
Another cynic, Yay!
Would you care how well you scored on an apathy test?

I've considered joining the H2G2 Procrastinators Society, but I haven't gotten around to it, yet.

I joined the Procrastinators Society a while back, and I've been meaning to pop in and see how they're doing, but I never seem to get around to it.

I was a top grade cynic!!But I call it learned wisdom..I wanted to learn portueguese for the football player however

It's lucky for you that he was only a Portugese ballplayer, rather than Sam Waksal. The can lead you astray.