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Paul's off-topic thread
Posted Apr 25, 2003
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Millions of puns, armed for battle, gather at Paul H's borders
Posted Mar 3, 2003
What do you call Samuel Clemens and his clone?
Identical Twains.
What do you call a perfect clone of Mr. Danson?
A Ted ringer.
What kind of test do you use to discover which clone
of the author of "Ulysses" is the original?
Multiple Joyce
Mr. Borg calls his clone by what name?
Bjorn Again
How much alike do Miss Zadora and her clone look?
Like two Pias in a pod.
Former "Miss America Pageant" emcee Parks was cloned recently.
How do the clones look?
Like Berts of a feather.
Okay, you're ready for battle. Onward, March!
No, wait, it's not time yet. You will get your
marching orders on March Fourth.
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My Strangest Dreams
Posted Aug 17, 2001
This is the forum where I will describe my most recent
strange dreams. Some are so odd they really ought to be
shared, particularly the ones that have to do with
well-known public figures and celebrities.
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SONNET IN HONOR OF CHEESECAKE
Posted Jul 25, 2001
ONNET TO HONOR CHEESECAKE
Now, let the fauns and nymphs of field and lake
Come forth with ripened fruit and freshest cream.
We call them, in our kitchens here to make
A mighty cheescake, every Muse's dream.
And let the Musehome's portals open wide,
The better for the cheese* to enter in:
Six thousand gallons of it, says our guide,
One of vanilla, 2 cups cinnamon.
Two thousand pounds of sugar last we'll pour.
Mix all together, top with mounds of fruit.
This vast confection! Who could ask for more?
To each let Bacchus serve a slice to suit.
The Muses sit entranced before their feast.
Nought finer has been served to Muse or beast.
*i.e. cream cheese
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Posted Jul 24, 2001
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