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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 9, 2003
Three witches sat around their PC.
"Double double, toil and trouble,
Windows crashes, and hard drives bubble!
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tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted Aug 9, 2003
This can is very cold
inside is my beverage
until I finish
When I finish it
Saddly it will be empty
and no longer cold
()
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 9, 2003
ODE TO A DEAD SKUNK BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
Little skunk, who made thee?
Who then slew and so decayed thee?
Chunks of red-flecked black and white fur,
Blackened organs (Oh, the horror!),
Showing plain for all to see.
Thus in death no privacy.
Little skunk, who made thee?
No one wants to stay and spade thee.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 9, 2003
What's that you say, Mrs. Twickleblossom?
They're in your garden again, swaying back and forth
with their multiple eyes wiggling?
Well, have they changed color at all since the last
time? You said they were purple on Tuesday, orange
on Wednesday, and rainbow-colored yesterday?
How many legs do they have, or don't they ever show
their feet? What planet did you say they're from, again?
Have you been taking the medicine I gave you last time?
Oh, by the way, I talked to Doctor Sprode, and he has found
a clinician who might be able to help you with these,
er, visions of yours. Please don't wear anything too loud
on your first visit, as ten or his eyes are still tender
from the sun glare he got during his vacation.
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Aug 10, 2003
Then Mrs. Pigglewickens popped another toad into the toaster...
"they're quite lovely when they're warm and crispy... don't you think?"
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 11, 2003
August 11 is traditionally the last day of
the "Dog Days" of summer.
Okay, , you've had your moment
of glory. Let me hitch you up to the bobsled,
and we'll head back to the Yukon. Yeehaw!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Aug 11, 2003
I wonder if it's too late to start my garden?
I have alllll these seeds. And, it's fianlly stopped raining
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Lady Scott Posted Aug 12, 2003
It's dark outside.
Seems to get that way every night.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 12, 2003
It's tricky to bake an applesauce cake
in a toaster oven. The top gets scorched
and black, while the center is on the
runny side.
Grab your coat and get your hat.
Leave your worry on the doorstep.
Just direct your feet
To the runny side of the street.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Aug 12, 2003
a duck walks into a drug store and asks the clerk for lip balm.
the clerk asks if it'll be cash or charge...the duck says...just put it on my bill
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Aug 21, 2003
My black & white cat sleeps on his back, spread eagle, with his white furry belly sticking up into the air. He looks like a beached killer whale.
It's quite attractive really...
NOT!!!
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