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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 11, 2005
Catkins...that's it, co's they meow!
Interview with a tree.
Baron Grim Posted Jan 11, 2005
I find trees to be the most annoying of creatures... Oh they think they're being stoic but they're really just a bunch of boring snobs... Won't give you the time of day unless you look at they're shadow. I knew this tree at college... compleat snob... never deigned to speak to me once! Just stood there as if rooted to the ground. Piss on 'em I say!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 11, 2005
Wahahahahahahahwahhhwahhahahahahwahh! 
my evil plot thickens 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 12, 2005
so you think my friend, I know trees in high places I'll have you know.
No 5 The Larch!.
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MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. Posted Jan 12, 2005
Often wondered if Maples play tennis, because they are all Acers.
Interview with a tree.
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 12, 2005
I talk to the tree's, that's why they took me away
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Baron Grim Posted Jan 12, 2005
What did the trees ever do for us?... Oh, I know... they make "oxygen"... blah blah blah... Algae does a better job and you never hear it complainin'!
Don't talk to me about trees. Bunch of uppity snobs, I say! "I think I shall never see, A poem as beautiful as a tree"... What hogwash!!! What treacle!!! Ever seen one of those fellows carve a statue with a chainsaw!.. That's art!
Interview with a tree.
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 12, 2005
Merlin the Wizard must have been a tree?, co's he made spells as well!!
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 13, 2005
you get spells from trees(wood) in your finger etc. Monty Python wanted to burn a witch, co's she was made of wood
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Baron Grim Posted Jan 13, 2005
Oh...
Does that mean I can make magic in the mornings? 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 13, 2005
all depends on what your partner says
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 13, 2005
2Legs...don't start singingEvergreen
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Jan 13, 2005
*hides in a box and rocks*
(see you tramatised me you did)
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Jan 13, 2005
all of you, you leafy sort!
*hugs his legs and continues to hide in a box*
*made from recycled materials*
*with save the rainforest written on it*
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