h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

no tree's were hurt, whilst making this post

Not here... I'm whacking a tree with its own branch as I type!!!

Bad Tree! No Bisquit!!!

I TOLD YOU TO SIT!!!

oak k I give in, woodn't you beleaf it, its a frame up, its a fair copse!!

do trees make trunk calls?

I'd like to see a tree, cock a leg up on a dog!!

I'd like to be able to read the BLog of a tree, I don't think many do web Logs though

stand by for groan...they should do, they've got branches everywhere..

And as its just turned the beginnign of january; you would have thought one or two trees at least might have wanted to turn over a new leaf in their new years resolutions and begin keeping a web log

well you know what grows from a corns...bad feet

No5. the Larch

Its no oak.

I reckon this thread can grow!!!

Spruce!

well I ash-ed yew nicely

maple the force be with you

Lettuce call a spruce and stop fighting I can hardwoodly keep my excitement down, so theres no need to panic my old chestnut

::Continues whipping tree with its own branch::

I TOLD YOU TO SIT!

Come back here!!!

I wonder if this thread will get more popular I won't leave I'll just hang about here and hope more people popin

ebony will want to come and sit on the beech

if you throw a dog, will a tree go fetch it??