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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 11, 2003
Is one hug enough? 
After two days without a post? 
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jul 11, 2003
Well, goddess or not, I can only give one hug at a time! *hugs the thread again*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jul 11, 2003
*rolls a large drum of something marked "Really Nasty" into the conversation and proceeds to coat the entire thread in the substance to deter do-gooders from reviving it*
*stands back and admires handywork*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jul 11, 2003
*blinks, rewinds time, and replaces the contents of the drum of something "really nasty" with something "very wonderful". Watches Red Dog cover the whole thread in it*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jul 11, 2003
*stands back and starts to admire handiwork but is quickly confused*
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Lady Scott Posted Jul 11, 2003
OOoooooooooh, a whole thread covered with "something wonderful"!!!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 11, 2003
It's totally fitting that Red Dog's journal
should be coated in something wonderful.
I won't even start singing the Rodgers and
Hammerstein song by that name. 
Anyway, Red Dog is Mister Wonderful.
(There's a song for that, too. )
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Lady Scott Posted Jul 11, 2003
Oh go ahead...
I'm sure Red Dog *loves* it when you sing in his journal!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 12, 2003
Sorry, red Dog. I know how much you were
looking forward to hearing me sing, but I
can't find the lyrics to "Mr. Wonderful,"
so I won't be able to sing the song.
I do hope you can find it in your heart
to forgive me. 
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Lady Scott Posted Jul 12, 2003
Google comes through again:
Oh there's much more I could say
But the words keep slipping away
And I'm left with one point of view
Mister Wonderful, that's you
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 12, 2003
That's excellent, lady Scott.
I didn't think to try Google. 
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jul 12, 2003
Talking about google have you tried this ....
1. Go to google
2. type in - weapons of mass destruction
3. press the I feel lucky button
4. read carefully 
5. type in - French Military Victories - as well. Once you stop laughing follow the link 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 12, 2003
They were extremely funny. 
Key: Complain about this post
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- 1841: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 11, 2003)
- 1842: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Jul 11, 2003)
- 1843: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jul 11, 2003)
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