h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There are more than enough to share!

The oversized elderly ladies have been de-fanged. The garlic bread has to be softened in their espresso so they can gnaw on it.

Garlic bread and espresso? Yuck. And this coming from the crazy girl who dips her french fries into chocolate milk shakes. You'd think they'd just melt some butter and dunk the bread in that. Or some tasty spaghetti sause leftovers on the plate after all the noodles have been eaten.

These are hypothetical O.E.L.'s, so they aren't thinking coherently as yet. I could let them dip their garlic bread in (a.) salsa, or (b.) chocolate sauce. Would you like that better?

Salsa probably wouldn't argue with the garlic so much.

Okay, consider it done.

/me wonders where all the garlic bread went.

< at FPR Restores the garlic sticks>

Yay! *bounces and enjoys some garlic bread.*

*scratches himself*

*watches Apollo scratch himself*

I've got to go down to the Life store and get myself a life. Anubody want anything while I'm there?

Having a life is over rated. You should enough watching me. *bounce*

...and I should proof read before hitting post. That was intended to be "...should enjoy watching..." sorry.

You don't seem to be bouncing, unless I'm bouncing at the same rate that you are.

*blink*

Alright Paul... easy with the Quantum Mechanics there. Before we know it, you'll try to convince all of us that the universe is expanding at an increasing rate.

*scratches another spot*

We could start talking about infinity. I find infinity fun.

"Alright Paul... easy with the Quantum Mechanics there. Before we know it, you'll try to convince all of us that the universe is expanding at an increasing rate." [Apollo]

Well, why shouldn't I try to convince you of that. It really *is* expanding at an increasing rate. The universe hears what our latest theories are, and then tries to mess with our minds.