h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Did someone mention cookies?

Yes, Sergeant Muschroom.
Saturn Girl offered to bring cookies if more people showed up here.

We have an extensive menu of cookie flavors, but the more exotic ones will have to be specially made, and could take an hour or more to prepare. These would include things like:

Double-mint chocolate with macadamia nuts and oreo bits
Mango oatmeal raisin cookies with decorative frosting
Double fudge with almonds and white chocolate bits
Peanut butter with oreo bits and apricot slices
Macaroons dipped in chocolate and then deep-fried

Of course, there are many more possibilities, but you get the idea.

Plus, Saturn Girl has a busy life, and may want to out-source the more difficult options.

I am a Goddess. I don't need to outsource, I just need to think hard enough.

I'll provide a new flavor for each person who shows up. My cookie type is chocolate brownie cookies with white chocolate chips, you guys get to pick you type.

I want the mint-chocolate bit... but can I get mandarin oranges and pistachio nuts in it?

*peers at Apollo for a moment before providing the asked for cookies*

*thinks about asking for a bone flavoured cookie*

*thinks that if Red Dog asks for bone flavored cookies, she'll just give him dog biscuits*

I'd like a chocolate cookie with white chocolate chips and macadamia nuts.

*poof* Cookies as requested.

It's gotten quiet in here again.

We can't let that go on too long.

Of course, must keep the thread alive.

I guess the cookie plan didn't go over so well. Any ideas of what else we could offer to get people around again?

I Know!! We should..

*looks around*

*thinks better of the suggestion, and eats his cookies*

*peers at Apollo*

Here we are, with *another* five-week gap in this thread. Do I have to do *all* the work of remembering to post here?

Whew!!

Great save, Paul.

You know, someday somebody will make a movie about this thread.

...

Or at the very least, a children's book.

Volume one
Page One Chapter One.

"It was a long Lonely night shift when I found this thread......"

Hey, I was the last one to post before the lapse. I usually post whenever it pops up to the top of my recent conversation list again.

It wasn't my fault.

Ahem!!

Now where was I?

It was a long lonely night shift when I found this thread.....

.... despite his best efforts the thing was not yet dead

Gawd, what am I doing

Boo!!!!!