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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 9, 2005
"Weekend at Bernie's" was one of the funniest films I ever saw, but I never expected there could be a sequel to it, because Bernie was dead, after all. Just shows how wrong I was. 
The sequel was every bit as good. 
This thread is "Weekend at red Dog's." 
We can prolong the corpse's life indefinitely. 
I heard it was a big deal, but then I found out it was just...
Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Apr 11, 2005
To Life! To Life!
^_^
Weekend at Red Dog's
Apollo Posted Apr 11, 2005
Ah yes, a Weekend at Red Dog's...
I'd pay to see it!
Weekend at Red Dog's
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 11, 2005
I have tickets, if you're interested. 
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Apollo Posted May 6, 2005
3 weeks!!!
*does CPR on the thread*
What's this...I get all set to graduate from college, take a little break, and I come back and the thread's almost dead?!
Good thing I saved it, eh Red? 
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted May 6, 2005
*blinks and hugs the poor thread*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 6, 2005
By cracky, there's still plenty of life in this old cadaver of athread, I reckon.
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted May 11, 2005
/me pats the thread on the hand, gives it a kiss on the cheek, and fetches a blanket to keep it warm.
Poor thread, we put you through so much, yet you've held on so long. Do keep hanging on for me, won't you? *tears up and gives the thread a hug*
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Apollo Posted May 11, 2005
*a little drop starts to run down his cheek*
Poor...Poor little guy... we barely knew him...
Wait!! Have any of you read "Frankenstein"?? 
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted May 19, 2005
*gives the thread a hug*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jun 3, 2005
*hug*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 3, 2005
Well, take its temperature, do some blood tests, and kick it in the butt (in a loving manner, of course, lest you hurt it) to get it rubbing again. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 3, 2005
sorry, I meant "running," not "rubbing." 
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jun 4, 2005
/me gets a nice fuzzy blanket and wraps the thread up in it, and gets it a nice cup of tea.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 4, 2005
Nice cups of tea are surely nicer than not-nice cups of tea.
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jun 6, 2005
Well, yeah. Of course. *hugs the thread again*
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jun 6, 2005
* Calls for Quincy *
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Jun 6, 2005
Don't worry. It ain't dead, or I'd know.
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I heard it was a big deal, but then I found out it was just...
- 2681: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 9, 2005)
- 2682: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Apr 11, 2005)
- 2683: Apollo (Apr 11, 2005)
- 2684: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 11, 2005)
- 2685: Apollo (Apr 13, 2005)
- 2686: Apollo (May 6, 2005)
- 2687: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (May 6, 2005)
- 2688: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (May 6, 2005)
- 2689: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (May 11, 2005)
- 2690: Apollo (May 11, 2005)
- 2691: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (May 19, 2005)
- 2692: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Jun 3, 2005)
- 2693: Apollo (Jun 3, 2005)
- 2694: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 3, 2005)
- 2695: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 3, 2005)
- 2696: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Jun 4, 2005)
- 2697: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 4, 2005)
- 2698: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Jun 6, 2005)
- 2699: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jun 6, 2005)
- 2700: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Jun 6, 2005)
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