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Quasi-judiciously, Ranganathan levitated Annabelle's corsets, exclaiming, "Schadenfreude aside, I simply can not officiate negotiations between disparate 'House of two Red Dog' fighting, bull riding, sado-masichistic spoon bending mother

Quasi-judiciously, Ranganathan levitated Annabelle's corsets, exclaiming, "Schadenfreude aside, I simply can not officiate negotiations between disparate 'House of two Red Dog' fighting, bull riding, sado-masichistic spoon bending, oatmeal

(Hey, Peet! "bending" was exactly the word I was thinking of when I added "spoon". )

Garius, are we going to go with mother or oatmeal?

Oooo, we simulposted! Since yours got in first, we should go with it. So, the sentence is now:

Quasi-judiciously, Ranganathan levitated Annabelle's corsets, exclaiming, "Schadenfreude aside, I simply can not officiate negotiations between disparate 'House of two Red Dog' fighting, bull riding, sado-masichistic spoon bending mother dressing

*blink*

Does mother go *in* the dressing (in which case you'd need a *huge* bird so she'd fit inside), or is the dressing going into mother .

You have a fixation with Thanksgiving, don't you, Mr. Pumpkin?

/me goes to look for a good pumpkin pie recipe.

*blinks and hip bumps thread to the top of people's recent conversations list*

Hey...

That was impressive.

Was it?

Has red Dog been seen much lately?

I haven't talked to him lately. I'm not active in many threads he is these days.

He's been around a bit... I've seen him in the Chaps Club a few times. For SOME reason though, he seems intent on ignoring this, his most successful thread!!

Pity.

Is this his *only* successful thread?

(Just kidding, Mr. Dog. I thought it might get your attention )

...well, the easiest way to get his attention in this thread is let it idle a few weeks, then suddenly post in it while making a big production of how the thread is being saved.

That usually gets him, but it is a little risky to the thread's life.

Oh, this thread has the stamina of Frankenstein's monster on Red Bull...

Of course, the bull usually gets a bit pissy.

Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if the thread actually is dead, and we're just making it dance around like some morbid puppet at this point. Perhaps not a quality life, but it was sung best in Shoggoth on the Roof:

"And if that life has no quality,
Still there's the quantity.
We will bring it to life!"

Lets just keep pulling the strings anyway, and see what happens.