h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There once was a gal from Nantucket...

For my dwindling bunch of fans and followers my 2006 journal entry is now available for ridicule

But where's the fun in that?? Nostalgia. That's where I live...

/me brings cookies.

Not those terrible kind that infest my PC, I hope?

Dude, cookies are useful tools on one's computer. Just because some websites misuse 'em and tag you for tracking doesn't mean they're all bad.

But don't worry, they're gingerbread and are shaped and frosted like penguins. ^_^

haha... 'frosted' penguins...

Oh frell off.

So it turns out that I, much like this thread, have not died, after all!

You most certainly could have fooled me. *poke*

*blink*

Red Dog, you are an officer and a gentleman.

yay! We have activity!

*throws a party*

*dodges the party*

This is a party you don't want to dodge, Apollo. It's got everything: singing/dancing hippos in purple tutus, the of Liberace to serenade everyone on the piano, genetically engineered creatures with the head of a cat and the tail of a mouse that will chase each other around and around forever, octogenarian musical-theater stars singing their past hits, songs that they can barely croak out, oat-brain cream puffs, oversized elderly ladies playing bingo while munching on garlic bread, and many other treats.

There's also cheap alchohol, expensive for those who won't settle for cheap, and lots of goodies like cake, cookies and ice cream.

That's always nice, too.

I wonder if traffic jams are tasty. What do you think?

I was more concerned with the cream puffs, and whether or not I could fight off the oversized elderly ladies...