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"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Madonna: Apollo, Why?(nevermind why, just How Many???) Posted Jul 8, 2002
*puts UH's love child on her hit list* 
Apollo, I know we agreed to see other people, but This Many???
You've been a bad boy! I may have to get rough with you.
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Pamela Anderson (Take me back, Apollo!) Posted Jul 8, 2002
*Bats eyes*
Apollo, Apollo, where for art thou, Apollo?
*Pushes in front of Madonna and pulls her shoulders back a little, straining the buttons on her blouse.*
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Roseanne Barr ...... longing for Apollo U169011 Posted Jul 8, 2002
Hey !!! the boy's mine and you girls know it !
*Pushes in front and pulls her shoulders back a little, straining everything.*
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Apollo Posted Jul 8, 2002
*admires Pam's "buttons" momentarliy*
Uhh... um, ladies... I think we'll just have to sit down, and have a nice long talk about this 
*desperately tries to think of something to say* 
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jul 8, 2002
*whispers into Apollo's ear "Try saying 'Rosanna, will you marry me?' It should sort things out pretty quick." *
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jul 8, 2002
Or how about, 'I've got a sword and I'm afraid to use it'?
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Apollo Posted Jul 8, 2002
No comments from the peanut gallery 
*sits in a circle with Roseanne, Madonna, and Pamela*
Okay ladies, now listen up. I know this is gonna be hard for you...trust me, this is hard for me too. But sometimes fate has plans that are different from our own. And sometimes, you must just accept them. Fate has decided that I should not be connected with any of you in a physical, emotional, spiritual or any other way. I am truly sorry to have to do this, and if you want to talk... I know the number of a very good counselor.
*hopes his BS went well *
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Madonna: Apollo, Why?(nevermind why, just How Many???) Posted Jul 9, 2002
AAARRGGHH!!
Pamela, you has-been, why are you stuffed in a tight shirt like that? What did you use to get that thing on, a can of axel grease and a shoe horn? Put those things away! You put any more tension on those buttons and they'll come flying off, inflicting schrapnel damage on my poor Apollo-kins! Duck, Baby!
Roseanne, you sow, I'm through telling you! Put down the roasted side of beef, and try to understand, he's MINE!
*coos* Apollo, baby, don't you worry. I understand, our love transcends all. Come on over here to mama, you bad boy. Ignore those amatures.
: Bah!
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Mike Tyson Posted Jul 9, 2002
*slaps Madonna round the face, knocking her to the ground*
APOLLO, YOU KNOW I'M THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU - YOU NEED A STRONG MAN TO LOOK AFTER YOU 
MT
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jul 9, 2002
Looks like you've scored there Apollers - old chap. Just be careful if he offers to whisper something in your ear!!
Bassman 
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Madonna: Apollo, Why?(nevermind why, just How Many???) Posted Jul 9, 2002
Gawd, I love it when they get rough.
*picks herself up off of the floor and watches in fascination for a moment, then throws Mike a brewski and a side of beef to distract him*
*Whispers* Hay, loverboy, who's your "friend"?
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Jul 9, 2002
Oh, my!
We're gonna have to start an Apollo Watch page to keep track of all this.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A770834
See the last part for an update.
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Apollo Posted Jul 9, 2002
Nooo.. no no no no....
Mike Tyson?!?! I must have been incredibly lit that night
oh wait.. .its starting to come back... I thought he was Tyra Banks...
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Sarah Michelle Gellar - I love you, Apollo! Posted Jul 9, 2002
Apollo! Who do I need to stake for you to take me back? 
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Jul 9, 2002
And counting...
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Pamela Anderson (Take me back, Apollo!) Posted Jul 9, 2002
*A button pops.*
Oh dear, tee hee.
See what you have been missing, big boy?
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 9, 2002
im feeling the kicks now! oh! the contractions have started! apollo! alimony isnt a big enough word for the money you owe me!
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"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
- 1141: Madonna: Apollo, Why?(nevermind why, just How Many???) (Jul 8, 2002)
- 1142: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 8, 2002)
- 1143: Pamela Anderson (Take me back, Apollo!) (Jul 8, 2002)
- 1144: Roseanne Barr ...... longing for Apollo U169011 (Jul 8, 2002)
- 1145: Apollo (Jul 8, 2002)
- 1146: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Jul 8, 2002)
- 1147: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 8, 2002)
- 1148: Apollo (Jul 8, 2002)
- 1149: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 8, 2002)
- 1150: Madonna: Apollo, Why?(nevermind why, just How Many???) (Jul 9, 2002)
- 1151: Mike Tyson (Jul 9, 2002)
- 1152: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Jul 9, 2002)
- 1153: Madonna: Apollo, Why?(nevermind why, just How Many???) (Jul 9, 2002)
- 1154: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Jul 9, 2002)
- 1155: Apollo (Jul 9, 2002)
- 1156: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 9, 2002)
- 1157: Sarah Michelle Gellar - I love you, Apollo! (Jul 9, 2002)
- 1158: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Jul 9, 2002)
- 1159: Pamela Anderson (Take me back, Apollo!) (Jul 9, 2002)
- 1160: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 9, 2002)
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