h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmm... defend my pride, or run screaming from this she-devil and pray she never finds me again??

*ponders*





I don't know how you found me, but stay away!! I'll get a restraining order!! I know people!!
*runs*

*giggles, grabs a camera, and attempts to help Madonna catch the fleeing Apollo in order to watch the fun*

* more*

*gasps, seeing apollo's name*

against me?! oh, i KNEW i shouldn't have given RD the "who needs multiple..." comment!

while were at it, apollo is the father of my unborn child! i want millions in patrimony!

I'd just like to add at this point that I for one have never had a relationship with Apollo

*runs up to shroom*

*being incredibly suave* Well..are you interested?

*giggles coquettishly*

Even if I was...I've a feeling that Madonna would claw my eyes out

*no comment*

After all, the last thing we want on our hands is a cat fight

*to sea* I won't tell if you won't...


Hmm... a cat fight?
*making sure he is in Madonna's line of sight, leans over and gives shroom a little pinch on the rear...braces for a slap*

Ouch!



*THWAK*

Bassman puts on outfit - which is set off quite nicely by his goatee beard and hobnail boots.

Are you Apollo?



Bassman

*looks at Apollo with a huge red mark on his face sitting on the floor*

Maybe that was a little too hard

You're new to this slapping malarkey aren't you, you don't want to do it like that, do it like this....

Drags Apollo to his feet and demonstrates....










You all thought I was going to hit him didn't you.

Assists Apollo to a nice comfy chair, I've got just the thing *produces hip flask* a wee snort of Bassman Port should do the trick....

Administers a small sip to the injured Apollo



Bassman

Bassmans Port - the good stuff !!!!! Way too good for the blighter, that's what I say.

Bassnurse, You get your hands off my Love Sla...um, I mean Apollo

Please, baby??? I have a can of whipped cream, and I know how to use it

*offers Madonna a leather collar, and a couple of pairs of hand cuffs*

I'm sure these will go well with the whipped cream!

Yu-huh?

Where have I been all this time? Why do i always catch up on the fun halfway through?