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"Houston, we have too many Indiana's
Big Bad Werewolf Posted Jul 4, 2002
*giggles, raises eyebrow, blinks and burps*
*twirls whiskers.* 
"Houston, we have too many Indiana's
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 4, 2002
he really is the father of my unborn child! and im going to sell the story to the tabloids!
"Houston, we have too many Indiana's
Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jul 5, 2002
*rolls eyes* I don't think the tabloids will touch that story with a twenty foot pole. Try one of the less pretigous news papers, like the New York Times or something....
"Houston, we have too many Indiana's
Madonna: Apollo, Why?(nevermind why, just How Many???) Posted Jul 5, 2002
*comes in, leading a 
. She has her wool done up in a beehive, is wearing lipstick and a fake beauty mark on her jaw, and is laced into a tight, black leather bodice. Fishnet stockings on her hind-quarters and a spiked dog-collar complete the outfit.*
Apollo, baby? Tricksy misses you, too. Since she's under-aged, I thought you might like joint custody.
:
Baaaa!
(wags her tail suggestively)
Oh, while I'm at it, since SG has so graciously stepped aside, so that our love can be free, why don't I just set up a little lovenest for us? I'll start moving on your u page this week! Let's see,(Pulls out binoculars and glances at the Thigh High Club) the donkey can go over there, and the hot tub there...
I see you already have the whips and chains...
"Houston, we have too many Indiana's
Apollo Posted Jul 5, 2002
*ties a piece of rope in a nice little noose....*
"Houston, we have too many Indiana's
Apollo Posted Jul 5, 2002
I can't decide if it's for me or the sheep....
"Houston, we have too many Indiana's
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 5, 2002
oh no..its my jumper under my shirt...what was apollo doing to me in the shower when i was feeling a bit woozy then? 
"Houston, we have too many Indiana's
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jul 5, 2002
What was he doing with you in the shower anyway?
"Houston, we have too many Indiana's
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 5, 2002
i dotn remember. he had spiked my drink
"Houston, we have too many Indiana's
Apollo Posted Jul 6, 2002
*tries to block the rumours, which are flying left and right... misses most of them*
Well... umm...... 
It was that hybiscus shirt I tell you!! It wasn't my fault!!!!!
"Houston, we have too many Indiana's
Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jul 6, 2002
*giggles and watches*
"Houston, we have too many Indiana's
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jul 6, 2002
right...so a shirt made you do it?
"Houston, we have too many Indiana's
Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jul 7, 2002
Try telling that to the judge.... there again, wasn't it the judge that was bound, gagged and looking through the slats of the bedroom cupboard??? 
Bassman 
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"Houston, we have too many Indiana's
- 1101: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 4, 2002)
- 1102: Big Bad Werewolf (Jul 4, 2002)
- 1103: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jul 4, 2002)
- 1104: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 4, 2002)
- 1105: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 4, 2002)
- 1106: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Jul 5, 2002)
- 1107: Madonna: Apollo, Why?(nevermind why, just How Many???) (Jul 5, 2002)
- 1108: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 5, 2002)
- 1109: Apollo (Jul 5, 2002)
- 1110: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 5, 2002)
- 1111: Apollo (Jul 5, 2002)
- 1112: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 5, 2002)
- 1113: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 5, 2002)
- 1114: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 5, 2002)
- 1115: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 5, 2002)
- 1116: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 5, 2002)
- 1117: Apollo (Jul 6, 2002)
- 1118: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Jul 6, 2002)
- 1119: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 6, 2002)
- 1120: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Jul 7, 2002)
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