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Who's the father????
Madonna: Apollo, Why?(nevermind why, just How Many???) Posted Jul 11, 2002
Sends UH a microwave as a baby 
Looks closer at the baby...
UH, check your calendar. This kid looks like Red Dog. Didn't you guys get married once?
That means Apollo is still MINE!
Who's the father????
Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jul 11, 2002
Looks like Red Dog is turning out to be a bit of a black sheep....
Gaffffaaaawwww
Bassers
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Pamela Anderson (Take me back, Apollo!) Posted Jul 11, 2002
He knocked me up, too, but I took precautions.
*Looks disdainfully at UH. Then bats her eyes at Apollo.*
And I'm STILL taking precautions, Apolly-poo.
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Apollo Posted Jul 11, 2002
Would you prefer sweetie? 
*watches out for SG, who has pummeled him for "babe" before..*
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jul 11, 2002
this is all getting rather terrifying.
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 11, 2002
it has apollos bow legs and buck teeth. it never belongs to red dog!
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jul 11, 2002
I suppose I can cope with anything rather than 'doll'
So don't even try it
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jul 12, 2002
I only got mad about being called babe, since I don't like those "pet" names, unless it's coming from my boy toy. Since he is no where to be found on h2g2, no one on here should be getting away with such a thing, got it? 
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jul 12, 2002
*whispered to apollo* you might want to demand a paternity test; uncle heavy is known to be a bit of a tart.
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Apollo Posted Jul 12, 2002
Alright Uncle Heavy... you and I are going on Maury!! (really trashy American talk show) We're testing the kids DNA...if it's mine, you're marrying me
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted Jul 12, 2002
(Maury's no worse than Sally Jesse or all of those other shows which are only a mere smidgen above watching the ant races...)
I usually only have to deal with love triangles... now what have we got? An OCTAGON?
(I'll try to post some more, but I'm still kinda in stasis...)
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jul 12, 2002
*giggles*
will they have enough chairs for the stage?
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jul 12, 2002
Aw, you shouldn't be such a sex symbol then mate
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 12, 2002
OK maury it is. ill get my bes denim hot pants and least food stained crop top
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Apollo Posted Jul 12, 2002
That kid is mine, and we're going to prove it
who wants to be Maury?
Key: Complain about this post
Who's the father????
- 1181: Madonna: Apollo, Why?(nevermind why, just How Many???) (Jul 11, 2002)
- 1182: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Jul 11, 2002)
- 1183: Apollo (Jul 11, 2002)
- 1184: Pamela Anderson (Take me back, Apollo!) (Jul 11, 2002)
- 1185: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 11, 2002)
- 1186: Apollo (Jul 11, 2002)
- 1187: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 11, 2002)
- 1188: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 11, 2002)
- 1189: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 11, 2002)
- 1190: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Jul 12, 2002)
- 1191: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 12, 2002)
- 1192: Apollo (Jul 12, 2002)
- 1193: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (Jul 12, 2002)
- 1194: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 12, 2002)
- 1195: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 12, 2002)
- 1196: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 12, 2002)
- 1197: Apollo (Jul 12, 2002)
- 1198: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 12, 2002)
- 1199: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 12, 2002)
- 1200: Apollo (Jul 12, 2002)
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