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"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jul 14, 2002
*watches the fun gnawing on a frozen hand*
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jul 14, 2002
*glares at her, then wrests her cup back*
And don't you dare stake me!
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jul 14, 2002
From the fridge 
.... I keep em there for when I'm watching the TV
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Apollo Posted Jul 14, 2002
*is struck with a brilliant idea 
*
*puts up a sign*
~Wanted: The Grail, In possesion of one Sgt. Mushroom~
~Reward: Apollo, for a time To Be Determined~
Good luck shroom...there's a lot of ex's in here 
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jul 14, 2002
can't speak with my mouth full - post 1212
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jul 14, 2002
Oh dear
*opens cupboard*
*places Grail inside*
*closes cupboard, which vanishes*
Now you'll never get it. MWA HA HA HA HAA!
Ahem
Sorry
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Pamela Anderson (Take me back, Apollo!) Posted Jul 14, 2002
*Grabs SG.*
Perhaps we can persuade you to bring back that cupboard.
*Starts to twist SG's cap, but doesn't have the strength to do much damage. Turns to Red Dog.*
Can you lend me a hand over here.
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jul 14, 2002
Cap?
And I'm sure she's perfectly capable of elbowing you if she likes
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jul 14, 2002
Sure - it's only got three fingers left but you're welcome to it
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Apollo Posted Jul 14, 2002
*Shakes his head in disappointment*
Now Pam, I know you're blond and all, but this is ridiculous...
*walks her to the sign*
Okay, read it with me... Ser..geant... Mush... room. Yes, Sergeant Mushroom has the Grail. Not SG. That is Saturn Girl. She doesn't have the Grail, or the cupboard. Sergeant Mushroom does.
That a girl now... don't cry ... just go get that Grail 
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jul 15, 2002
*slaps some sense into Pam, then jumps up into the rafters to watch from safety*
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Madonna: Apollo, Why?(nevermind why, just How Many???) Posted Jul 15, 2002
I get Apollo, and all he wants is an old drinking cup???
*Pulls out the SHEEPWHISTLE OF DOOM (t.m.)(pat. pending)
And 
*
Entire thread begins to shake as hundreds of 
in black leather bodices, fishnet stockings and beehive hairdoos converge on the mushroom*
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jul 15, 2002
*Wonders if she's the only one who saw 'shroom put it in her cupboard... Then considers an act of mercy. Decides this is too much fun, so continues to watch*
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"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
- 1221: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jul 14, 2002)
- 1222: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 14, 2002)
- 1223: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 14, 2002)
- 1224: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jul 14, 2002)
- 1225: Apollo (Jul 14, 2002)
- 1226: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 14, 2002)
- 1227: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jul 14, 2002)
- 1228: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 14, 2002)
- 1229: Pamela Anderson (Take me back, Apollo!) (Jul 14, 2002)
- 1230: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 14, 2002)
- 1231: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 14, 2002)
- 1232: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 14, 2002)
- 1233: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jul 14, 2002)
- 1234: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 14, 2002)
- 1235: Apollo (Jul 14, 2002)
- 1236: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 14, 2002)
- 1237: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Jul 15, 2002)
- 1238: Madonna: Apollo, Why?(nevermind why, just How Many???) (Jul 15, 2002)
- 1239: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Jul 15, 2002)
- 1240: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 16, 2002)
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