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Weighing over 300 pounds, originally from the mean streets of Salt Lake City, I am the original white trash fatass femme fatale.
I have lost my heart to Apollo - the cutest researcher on Hootoo.
I bet he's with that cheap tart Madonna again.
This just in!! Roseanne Barr, our favorite beer-guzzling, Apollo-loving 300 pound trailer trash queen has been revealed
(cover your eyes, kids, it's too awful)
to be none other than:
That's right, folks, you guessed it... Red Dog
We knew there was something funny going on between those two.
Red dog, who is, as we speak, creeping up on the ripe old age of 44,
Yes, the same twisted mind that brought to you such nefarious deeds as the dastardly cloning vat incident, that has planned and executed more h2g2 kidnappings than all 10 of the F.B.I.'s ten most wanted, is now resposible for such wonderful lines as 'Do you wanta play 'jiggy, jiggy' with Rosie baby?"
Hahahaha! Red Dog, the "jiggy jiggy" is up!
Red Dog, currently jetting over Oslo, Perth, Abu Dhabi and Pittsburg on his way to Kennsington, Katmandu and Moscow, could not be reached for comment.
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| Welcome Roseanne | Jul 7, 2002 |
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