h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No. The tongue is the best way to handle the chocolate splinters

The tweezers were for the embedded lead shot.

*hangs head in shame for his earlier poor shooting *

I had noticed the choc splinters and was hoping there was a fun way of dealing with those ...

But lead shot

* feints *

*picks up LHG*

Oh no, what have I done

Now you didn't get the full two barrels, and it wasn't at close range, so the wounds should be only superficial

*hangs head in shame*

*calls and sterilizes tweezers*

Yesterday you were planning a fraud, today you're shooting innocent researchers. You are rapidly becoming a menace to society, Deskers.

*Keeps his head down*

Sorry, I'll behave from now on....

*hangs head in shame*

* slowly comes round *

* feels really dazed and wonders why she is covered in chocolate splinters *

What happened here?

Well, that pile of chocolate powder
over there used to be a chocolate
bunny which was delivering Easter eggs
(it's a big world, so it's gotta be Easter
somewhere). GD apparently felt like
poaching some of the eggs, so he shot
in the direction of the bunny. You seem
to have crossed the path of the blast.
I figure you're gonna qualify for a
medal from the Musehome, LHG.

i haven't been by to you since before your mother left, gd!

sorry!

*sees lhg sitting on the floor with chocolate all over her*
what in blue-blazes has been going on here?

....the Musehome gives out medals now!??? COOOL!!!! Hee he hee.... I like that....

And I like GD... you know he's a muse now, too!??? YAY!!! Haven't been here for five days, be kind to the old lady!!!

GD

*takes pile of chocolate splinters and tries to re-form them into a bunny, but it ends up looking more like Margret Thatcher*

Uh...I seem to have lost my appetite for chocolate!

<MargaretThatcher>

Right, whoose got the shotgun?

Careful, GD.

At the rate things are going around here,
that shotgun will be the next thing to be
turned into chocolate.

Perhaps that chocolate Margaret Thatcher
isn't all chocolate. Maybe it's the real
(or reasonable facsimile of) Ms. Thatcher,
with a coating of chcolate on her.
Shouldn't chocolate-coated Margaret
Thatcher have her own fan club?

The REAL Margaret Thatcher!

Sod the shotgun, where is the small tactical nuclear warhead!

It's probably on loan to the Northern Alliance....

*quickly remolds Maggie Thatcher into Anna Kourikova*

There that's better!

*starts to leave but goes back for a nibble*

;:puts a few flakes into her chocolate milk::

La lala la la la....

SO.... This Musehome Medal Idea... you think we should have a ceremony and give out awards once a year!?? Sounds groovy... Set up polls at the Muse e-group and hold the ceremony at Polyhymnia Speech Hall...



Oh right!!! GD'S Fan Club!!!

GD

All muses toasting the Uber-muse with their chocolate milk...
as the medallion made of cheesecake gets placed around the top-muses neck...
Eagles music playing in the background...
Chocolate Anna Kourikova's on every table...

(I gotta figure out how to get the most votes!!!)

Well, I feel... that there are nine original muses... so there should be nine categories... I can't have just ONE muse recognized each year you know!!!

this might be a good time to look into joining the muse e-group...