h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Me too. My RL abode is rapidly turning into the sort of squalid, festering rubbish dump which would cause any self-respecting Health Inspector to have a nervous breakdown.

Yep thats a pretty reasonable description of my house to My particular problem is, my RL mother is arriving to stay some time on Friday

You are welcome

* eats *

Well PF, sweet of you to say, I guess I am here coz I am a fan of GD. The others seem OK too, but if I end up doing all the cleaning I am not sure there are enough 's in the world to get me to stay

about losing his new "cleaning lighthouse"


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...and something to wash them down with

Hey lookit dem s

*starts doing a vague impression of cleaning - all the while eyeing all the wonderous s*

Go on then elwood, have a

But then its straight back to the cleaning.

:::CHOMP:::

Yum!!

Pushes broom aimlessly.

Well I dont mind sharing the 's and the cleaning - but dont get ideas on this elwood!

*gets swept up by the broom*

It's been nearly two decades since I swept a girl off her feet.

(I don't quite remember it this way)

*shrugs and eats another while LHGirl's back is turned he takes sip of *

* wonders if she really ahs eben drinking that fast *

Shuure you've have...been! Likebulb Gurl!

Shuure you've have...been! Likebulb Gurl!

* pours more as she is still feeling a bitshockedd from all that ceaning *

Obviously, judging by that last post!

* giggles and sips more *

* passes everone some *

* thinks she must be at least a little tipsy *

Evening folks. The paranoia levels about the IRL forthcoming visit of my mother are being ratcheted up. Major cleaning is going on, which is way harder than the virtual variety thats been going on in here. The upshot is you won't be seeing too much of me around here until she leaves on (hopefully ) Monday.

I can't imagine my Mother staying overnight!

I hope your Mother's eyesight isn't what it used to be, then you can ignore the corners and put tableclothes over the piles of rubbish and she'll think you have an awful lot of coffee tables!

(if she's short forget anything above 5 feet - that'll save some time, too)

(as a last resort keep her drunk the whole time!!!)

Please dont ever make me have my mother to stay! She is so motivational to be around! When i told her about my new job she said and I quote 'they must be desperate to want you'

GD