h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You're familiar with "The Gypsy Baron"?

I played Noah Little in "The Gypsy Baron." My big aria was "An Educated Fool."

for some strange reason i suddenly remembered spike jones' "carmen murdered". coincidence?

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for some strange reason I suddenly remembered where I left my earplugs

For some strange reason, I've suddenly realized that I don't need to see "Babel."

Babette, your earplugs disappeared because I ate them. I'll give them back in a few days....

*stuffs martini olives in her ears just in case*

Why did the kids stick beans in their ears?
No one can hear with beans in their ears.
After a while the reason appears.
They did it 'cause we said "no."

those better not be jacks beans

* watches green garlands grow out of ears *

fascinating sight ..

yeah, but isn't there going to be some giant at the end of it?

good question..

* hides behind Pierce *

it's not time to hang garlands yet! who put these things in my ears???

.. no giant at the end of it??

Pierce? are you the giant at the end of ... naaah... really?

nah, i lost weight, remember?

no, I don't actually, but I believe it