h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

.. excuse me, are you guy having weird ideas about frogs now ??





* shakes head *

No, we're just celebrating frogs during the last days before they go into hibernation.

not that we don't like cool frogs, but...

What would you rather parler about, Monsieur Pierce?

frogcicles?

Some 111-year-old man in Florida finally got his medal after almost 90 years. I wish I knew the secret of his longevity.

froglegs?

oldest french WW1-veteran just died, 111 years old. coincidence?

froglegs.. no doubt ..

* adds froglegs to shopping list *

aren't frogs closely related to dinos, babette?

would you care to show a little leg so as we can compare?

was it leaping dino-frogs that caused the netherlands to become the netherlands all those years ago?

No, Pierce, Dinos are not related to frogs

* raises skirt just a bit showing five cm dino thigh *

* the five cm just above the dino knee *

and I'll not have you eat my legs

Guess dinolegs are good fock kicking some ass...

In "Jurassic Park," they took dino DNA from mosquitos encased in ancient amber, and combined it with frog DNA to create picture-perfect dinosaurs. If I had been the scientist who worked on that project, I'd have undoubtedly created brontosauruses with tiny frog legs, and frog heads on tyrannosaurus Rex bodies Not too viable as species.

.. Nobody'll combine my DNA with a mosquito! and if you try to compare me to a brontosaurus I will certainly use my legs to kick ass

"Nobody'll combine my DNA with a mosquito! and if you try to compare me to a brontosaurus I will certainly use my legs to kick ass"
[Babette]

Pity the poor brontosaurus. 65 million years after it extincted, it became a brontosaurus for a few decades, then turned into allosaurus and a few other names. We will never know the names it gave to itself. Flying mosquito-like brontosauruses would be too improbable even for my warped imagination, Babette .
So, relax and save your kicking for the Strauss chorus line:



Babette, Babette, the international pet...

I spend a bit of time away and look how crazy it gets..

It isn't the length of time, Auntie Bats , it's the wackiness that follows me around like a dog following a bone

as long as you don't create flying pigs, paul h

seagull droppings are bad enough

Pierce, your admonition is about 15 years too late. Rosalita the flying pig pulls Santa's sleigh quite nicely .

Babette, Babette, the international pet...

hrmph.. I'm not sure I like the "pet" ..

and I already heard all the variations on the text