h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Um, Dragonqueen, if you want to avoid the Von Trapps, you should run *away* from the hills. They turn back into mice when they reach the lower elevations.

* rapidly flies back to the lowlands*

the von Trapps.. no !! not that!!

* dives in the fountain and tries to hide .. *

* drinks blind panic most of the fountain *

*, with giant earplugs, grabs and approaches von Trapps*

wonder which tune they'll sing in now....

hasssh rigghd.. hid zem.. hid zem wiff yar wydhm ftick

*wonders how the doorman could have let the in' Von Trapps in*

the hills are alive
with the sound of panties

* raises

*gimme a "C"

we are fresh out of seas

will a few ponds do?

*checks his pockets*

Sorry, all I got is a 2-pound coin ... Which might seem odd for a Canuck.

... and pms .. questions anyone?

*backs away VERY rapidly and hides in the bushes*

*hands Babette her own cure-all for PMS and cramps*

with a sidecar...

"Predatorial and Maniacal Stalking" comes with cramps?

You know I know several y-chromosome types that suffer from HeMS..

Not in this house. No Manopause neither. It's just a thermostat gone awry.

Whutchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?

Oh, sorry, for a moment I hallucinated that I was Gary Coleman.

Carry on with your repartee and babeling.

Hey, ... c'mon, ... I'm getting older. One party is strain enough without a re-party ...