h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"nah, i lost weight, remember? " [Pierce]

trouble is, whenever I lose weight, I find it again, usually faster than than I lost it in the first place.

What you need is a better exercise routine.. I can think of one in particular that is a great aerobic exercise..

There are reasons why that would no longer be an option.

I just like to eat.

might be part of it, paul h

well, you never know

well that sucks

Batty, are you going anywhere special for Thanksgiving Day?

Just to my mom's house.. I promised to bake the bread and make a pie..

If I'd have known you were coming,
I'd have baked a cake,
baked a cake,
baked a cake.
If I'd have known you were coming,
I'd have baked a cake.
Howdy do, howdy do, howdy do.

I haven't been invited anywhere for Thanksgiving Day dinner. Rabbits don't eat turkey...

.. for dinner .. mm, interesting idea.

let me see .. and there was the recipe for turducken.. turkey stuffed with duck, stuffed with chicken.

* searches *

...turkey stuffed with rabbit....

promises, promises

mm.. yes ..

i see you caught my drift instantly

which is of course no surprise to me

* sighs *

* to the local supermarket *

the supermarket

i'm not sure it is legal to perform it in full public at the supermarket

No, Pierce.. *that* is not legal

the visions i get before my min's eye

visions might be legal .. a bit ..

i certainly hope so

if not i would prolly be confined for years