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Marjin's Anniversary Party!!
Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Apr 17, 2002
3 lifesentences?
A few days ago I read a joke about an old man being asked about his 50th wedding anniversary. He said:
It went by like 5 minutes...
underwater.
Batty's House of Infinite Joy... Need we say more???
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 17, 2002
Lurcher, does three life sentences equal 210 years?
Is that your age, or the length of time you've been
married? Are the children still alive? 
Marjin's Anniversary Party!!
Lurcher Posted Apr 17, 2002
I refuse to answer that question, on the grounds that:
1/ It might incriminate me, and
2/ You might start treating me with respect!
Marjin's Anniversary Party!!
Batty_ACE Posted Apr 17, 2002
the thing is this, Lurcher dear...
who cares about 1 and do you really ever honestly expect 2 to happen??? 
Marjin's Anniversary Party!!
Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Apr 17, 2002
Batty, we may need some more 
, are those gargoyles still around to fetch some?
Marjin's Anniversary Party!!
Batty_ACE Posted Apr 17, 2002
Oh Marjin darling, you haven't seen the latest addition...
*leads Marjin onto the veranda to show him the new fountain*
Marjin's Anniversary Party!!
Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Apr 17, 2002
** speechless **
Marjin's Anniversary Party!!
Batty_ACE Posted Apr 17, 2002
*moves the now sleeping and overed Shea aside and fills Marjin's glass*
Marjin's Anniversary Party!!
Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Apr 17, 2002
** empties glass and looks at the sleepers **
I fear I will have to join them, sleep and tomorrows w*rk are calling
Marjin's Anniversary Party!!
Batty_ACE Posted Apr 17, 2002
*sends Marjin off with a to take to bed with him* nitey night, dear.
Marjin's Anniversary Party!!
Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Apr 18, 2002
** sends an avatar-observer to keep contact while at w*rk **
'day everybody!
Marjin's Anniversary Party!!
Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Apr 18, 2002
A lot of burocratic rubble and maybe a point in Greebo's quiz of today
Marjin's Anniversary Party!!
Batty_ACE Posted Apr 18, 2002
well that sounds exciting.. 
Greebo's quiz that is..
can I get you some 
?
*pads off to the kitchen for a gingerbread cafe con leche*
Marjin's Anniversary Party!!
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Apr 18, 2002
Mornin', Ummmm afternoon, oh well 
Marjin's Anniversary Party!!
Batty_ACE Posted Apr 18, 2002
Oh poor PS.. must have been those drain-o shooters..
*sits PS down with some 
and a couple for his then starts to lighly massage his shoulders (do squirrels have shoulders???) and neck*
Marjin's Anniversary Party!!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 18, 2002
You don't *have* to answer if you don't
want, Lurch. I don't know what you meant
by "3 life sentences." If you prefer to leave
that to my imagination, it's fine with me,
But be forewarned that I have an off-the-wall
imagination. Okay, it's best that I not tell
you what I've imagfined, ha, ha!
gleefully through other threads laughing
like a maniac, strewing periwinkles and violets
as he goes.
Marjin's Anniversary Party!!
Batty_ACE Posted Apr 18, 2002
you didn't try PS's drain-o shooters, did you WG?
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