h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*stumbles in with empty bottle of *
I finally brought the chasers... damn, not again...

*blink* you didn't drink that did you??

Well, I'm assuming it was me, cos no b*gger else has been near it, and I could swear (****) that it was full earlier...

Tewa darling when someone tells you that you need to clean your pipes out it doesn't necessarily mean with drain-o..

perhaps we should get you to Michele's hospital. that is if all of the fluff is gone already...

Nah, s'never done me no harm before, shouldn't be too bad
Fancy a swig?

I htink I might well be declining that most generous of offers...

I htink therefore I am...

incapable of checking what I'm posting.

I think you've already been on the Pol, from the sounds of it anyway...

I think (or htink as the case may be) I'll stick with the thanks..

*goes out to the veranda to refill her glass at the fountain*

Well... each to their own I s'pose...
*wanders about trying to spike drinks while nobody's watching*

* Goes to drink his and finds a spike in it.

How did that get there?

*takes a sip of her *

Evil
My work here is done.

::pulls the spike out of his and chucks it over the edge of the balcony... A short and faint scream is heard from the general vicinity of the street, 42 floors below... Thog shrugs and continues drinking::

*returns to consciousness and starts to stand, tottering weakly on her heels* What the was in that???

I hope Shea doesn't think I was casting any
aspersions on her fan club. I was just calculating
the rates at which posts seemed to be accumulating
in the two clubs. I might not have done it correctly
anyway. Shea might be right.

I am resigned to the probability that Thingites
will control the two most popular fan clubs here.

She`ll probably never speak to you again Paul
Serves you right too, casting nastursions!

sokay Paul H... I still love you - even if you aren't a Thingite..

Lurcher dear! When did you arrive?

Lurcher, I'm not worried that Shea won't
ever speak to me again. I'm more worried
about an impact event or two.

But she probably will speak to me.