h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Coming in contact with a frying pan ought to be every 's worst nightmare.

I think FPR already has a fan club.

< to check on this.>

That would be abuse, and I won't stand for it!

(I won't sit for it either!)

Fortunately, FPR is enough of a lowbrow that flying puns fly over his head. There is no contact whatsoever.

Anyway, he has a fan club now.

ah, but the puns are flying pretty low today

you think maybe we should expect rain

*looks at the sky*

maybe we ought to move inside then... I have pun spray to take care of those beasties...

You might want to keep FPR away from Guido though.. unless he likes barbecue...

FPR knows enough not to push his luck, except when he's around Lurcher's golf course.

Lurcher does get peckish now and then... it's usually best to not resemble food in those instances..

You know it and I know it.

When with the figure it out?

depends... how many lives to s have?

dunno

they seem to be pretty short lives, though

when i visited hugh i never saw a older than 'round 30

Their lives may be short, but I expect their love lives are quite eventful.

So they say

You never know though.. my is a couple years past her expiration date and at last vet visit quite healthy. Hopefully she'll hang around for a couple more years at least. I think that may be a possibility since Her Royal Dogness has a very good, happy life.

I didn't know you lived with royalty Batty! Should I curtsy?

She considers proper respect to be a good tummy rub and a nice piece of salmon skin..

Sounds like the kind of royalty that would be easy to live with.

unless you were a salmon, i guess

And salmon can be pretty sel-fish.

hehehe..

Of course today she's stuffed with barbecue. We went to my parents house yesterday for a barbecue so she had two hugs bones and all the trimmings.

She had to hug bones? Lucky

Twice, already!