h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm surprised that you don't keel over from doing that.

would it not be a festive surprise if your skin turned into a multitude of colors from doing that?

ARTHUR DENT: Why, do you feel that's the sort of thing that's likely to happen?



(The best line in the whole hitchhiker trilogy)

I was always partial to "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

I never figured out what Douglas was trying to say with that, Batty.

At least I understand that Arthur Dent's comment indicated that he was not clear on the concept when Ford Prefect was trying to enlighten him.

I also loved the fact the Ford Prefect named himself after an automobile, thus proving that he understood what the dominant species on the planert was.

Everyone knows women are the donminant ones.

Batty, if your wants an MRI done, do what I did last time: tell him to take a couple of valium and remain perfectly still for an hour or so.
I highly reccomend plastic headphones with heavy metal music.

My kiddney infection is back. May take another trip to the ER.
I jusss hate when that happens.

...*tries to foucus on the dreamy in the trauma center...*
Oooo if I wait long enough, I'll need those strong ambulance guys too!
If I wait too long, I'll need...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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I always preferred Fords statement "the point is, that there is no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself going mad. you might as well give in and save your sanity for later"

i have lived happily by that ever since

and happily, i might add

Thanks ...if those were for me. An' even if they wern't.

for both of you, of course

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Hence the overwhelming popularity of "My Mother the Car."

Paulie I think in the lunchtime phrase he must have been referring to my job. I haven't gone for a lunch hour in ages..

a few of those s for me, Pan!!

I think you need a strong union, Batty.

They don't let you have a lunch *hour*, but do you get any kind of a lunch? The health problems associated with skipping meals are significant.

It's not that they don't let me - it's that I always seem to get so busy near my 'lunch hour' that I can't get away. I usually have lunch brought in...

Well, that's okay then.

A few of those delivery guys for me Batty

My Doc-shop got me the meds I need to fight off this new infection.
Gonna' go lie down & watch some ER runs...

A few of those delivery guys for me Batty

My Doc-shop got me the meds I need to fight off this new infection.
Gonna' go lie down & watch some ER reruns...

What makes you think "ER" reruns will cheer you up, Pandora?

George Clooney!

even i could have told you that, paul

Jussss don't tell Clooney. Wouldn't want it to go to his head.