h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

that'll teach them to run away Nancy!

maybe not a bad choice if the alternative is roasted nuts

or a ...

It`s a long time between s, Bats....

*pours Wolfie an extra-tall or several*

Yummy!

Speaking of "yummy" where's Guido and the flonkeys been keeping themselves lately? Or did they go on summer vacation with the goyles?

summer vacation?

talk about spoiled goyles

does this mean that we shall henceforth refer to guido as "the goyle-spoiler"?

Guido is on a 'shopping expedition' for certain specialty items. I've learned not to ask for details on those items. He's taken along several of the flonkeys - mostly the stronger ones as beasts of burden.

The more delicate of the flonkeys were sent to rehab. They didn't handle Fitzhugh's disappearance at all well and were starting to suggest adding turpentine to the mai tai mix.

I thought that last mai tai tasted a bit off... who knew?

Actually I caught them before the turpentine idea. But it's best not to ask what was in those mai tais. They got the recipe from "Fear Factor"...

so now it's wrong to add turpentine to mai tai?

I think the tropical fruit makes it explode or something...

oh



so *that's* what's wrong with my digestion

Actually Pierce, you're probably having digestion problems because you don't have ~enough~ turpentine in your diet

Pierce have you been drinking latex acrylic again???

In the hostelries I frequent, they think mai tais are indian restaurants.
Rum you can have, so long as it`s dark navy, exotic fruits, ok, so long as it`s orange and comes in a bottle with a straw.
Turpentine, well that`s no problem at all....

actually i think my digestion problems started with those edible panties

turns out they weren't edible at all

That won't be pleasant coughing up later...

least he stopped before the bra... those underwires could be bad for the teeth...

teeth? what teeth?