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melodic and "easy listening to"

get some steel drums in and get them doing some Calypso

You COULD put to my song ? But I don't think it'd go well with gospel

My Nonsense song.

Fish swim the mountains
Camels walk the sky
Pigs climb up custard tree's
this I wonder why ?

(chorus)
sing a song of nonsense
never mind the verse
sing a song of nonsense
just smell those lovely words

Tree's play chess with Pigeons
while dominoes make mud pies
some Ants will play the tuba
this I wonder why?

chorus!

A turnips made a great big dam
an ocean learns to fly
Caterpillars can drive a bus
this I wonder why?

chorus!

I don't know why I'm singing this
some chimneys start to cry
I'm on my way to a loonie bin
this I wonder why?

chorus!

Has this been in the Post before?

I don't think I've submitted it at any time ? for the Post, it's just something I did years ago before the internet etc
I couldn't find anyone who could put it to music and maybe sing it as well to it

PS: Therefore make a fortune by having a hit number

Consider it stolen for 8 April, then.

I even asked 2 friends (who were in the R.A.O.B - Buffs) I was in, as they were singers in the club circuit at the time, if they could do anythingbut unfortunately 1 passed away and the other went his own way as such. So! When I "joined" hootoo I put it into my P/S

But! I must say goodnight It's now my kip time plus I hope I can make an appointment for the dic's tomorrow - re: B.Pressure
I'll catch you later ok

sleep and dream well as your time comes rond

Thanks, you sleep well and get some good answers from that !

nope! Of the 2 I wanted to see, one is off sick and the other only does 1 morning and one afternoon surgery per week and this morning wasn't one of themplus! All the other doc's this morning were fully booked
But I'm baffled ? The surgery phone-line doesn't open until 9am and I got answered at 6 mins past 9am I can only think that many appointments were done on-line ?
Which I'll have to ask when I get an appointment as you can't pre book them, you have to make one on the morning,for a morning appointment or after 12noon for a afternoon one
So ?? how can 3/4 doc's be full from 9am to 6mins past 9am

Okay, that's completely weird.